Heather Wood

[Heather Wood @Heatherewood]

@Ocado Thank you for response - no a brand new shop arranged by customer services. The suggestion is that it is our error. Disappointing.

[Heather Wood @Heatherewood]

@Ocado failed to deliver our shop yesterday and then charged us again for a re-delivery. What happened to convenience and customer service?

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

Actually, I think you'll find Nigel Farage was the name of the scientist - this is Nigel Farage's Monster.

[Heather Wood @Heatherewood]

@Karlypie @sainsburys also stuck for over an hour. Nothing to do with bank holiday as my partner has beaten me home from m25.

[Heather Wood @Heatherewood]

@Fraz86 I shan't be attending. Free the dogs!

[Heather Wood @Heatherewood]

@Fraz86 very true

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Hens will often initiate sex with roosters in the morning in order to avoid being harassed for sex in the evening.

[Ben Cameron @ben_cameron]

This seems to be breaking people's hearts..

[Heather Wood @Heatherewood]

@howpollytix. That Caitlin Moran RT was for your benefit - I can't work this! :-) xx

[Heather Wood @Heatherewood]

@howpollytix tweet tweet

[Heather Wood @Heatherewood]

@howpollytix jeeeeez louuuiiissse.

[Heather Wood @Heatherewood]

@charlywood i don't know if you got my other message. Just spent the night dancing to reggae in bastamentos. look on the map

[Heather Wood @Heatherewood]

Is going to Costa Rica tomorrow!