Harper Smith

I stand with Big Tobacco

[Harper Smith @HeavyChevy2518]

@SilverSecundus “The bugs are back”

[Harper Smith @HeavyChevy2518]

@3YearLetterman You did a good thing. Everyone knows that the best dog breed is the Georgia Bulldog, which was first bred in Athens, Georgia.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

FREE JOEY CHESTNUT

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 longtime Major League umpire Angel Hernandez has retired.

A great umpire gets the calls right, but a truly elite, showstopping umpire makes the game about himself. And Angel never forgot that.

RIP sir

[Havoc @Havoc_Six]

Two big losses in the news today:

Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, nicknamed the "Butcher or Tehran" by many.

&

Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay Biscuits

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I love this country so goddamn much

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Happy Valentine’s Day to my one true love, the oldest and greatest country on earth. May your 50 stars and 13 stripes fly forever

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"When I bought that Aston Martin y'all thought it was rented?"

- George Washington, 1776

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

I’m literally so excited to drink tonight I’ve been shaking all morning

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Top 10 groups on Twitter who want me dead. A true cross-section of the world:

1. BTS stans
2. Swifties
3. Anti Semites
4. Communists/CCP government accounts
5. Vegans
6. Russians/Putin stans
7. Soccer Twitter
8. The British
9. Franklin Deniers
10. Jen Psaki stans

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

McCaffrey, Juszczyk and Kittle

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

America lost today

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Busting out a solo Harlem Shake to make her pussy wet