It is your civic duty to beat the FUCK out of graffiti taggers. And i do mean the FUCK, the whole FUCK, and nothing but the FUCK, except perhaps, the SHIT, but primarily, the FUCK.
Wakin up human is a trip. Dont mind me, just wakin up, gotta eject or clean something out of 8 of my holes, gotta put plant and animal matter in one of them, then i gotta disinfect that hole later so it dont stink
You think Sweden and all its clone countries (The Netherlands, Denmark, Amsterdam, etc.) will ever learn to properly use letters? Or is their language going to get even more convoluted and unnecessary?
You really think any of your underpaid, overworked coworkers living paycheck to paycheck shilled out to feed *YOU*? Unless its a potluck or a condiment, leave it alone you fat fuck
People that take anything from the work fridge that they did not explicitly bring themselves fucking baffle me.
"Oh, but it wasnt labelled!"
That doesnt matter you rancid month old bacon strip. If you didnt bring it, dont put in your mouth, you vacuous animal
Crazy how when you make a point of blocking any and all sponsored/business/advertising/political "posts" that come across your timeline, twitter just doubles down and puts 8 of them in a row on your fyp. Just genius level algorithms here. They really know what you like 👍
They will leave 4 hours late, 5 hours after your shift is over. You will beg for death as they say "see you tomorrow" (you'll be seeing them all week because they scheduled a 4.5 day audit for 2 days)
They will be confused as to why a design review is signed by the engineering manager "several months" after the quality manager (the dates are 1/11/98 and 1/12/98).