Heavy Woollen Camra

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Boooooommmmm! !! What a hangover!! Might go down to Old Colonial and see what's going off down there.

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The Mrs is out, Facebook is down, I'm drinking Warsteiner and watching German porn #Oktoberfest

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@camelsbestmate at least I had my pants on when I woke up this week

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@camelsbestmate I can't remember mate. I think I had a kebab as I had loads of strange sauce down the front of my kecks

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Remember falling asleep in Black Bull, pissing myself in the Old Colonial and being sick outside Old Bank WMC. What a great day

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Well today's hangover has eclipsed anything that's gone before. What a day that was

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Mirfield Show tomorrow. Must try and not trip over the marquee and take out half of the W.I this year

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Come on you terriers!!! (Hope you do better than my head is today)

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Rocking in the Knowl Club tonight, good beer, rugby league and a few cheeky ladies

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@camelsbestmate it's rubbish now. No pork pies and the fit barmaid got sacked for stealing

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Thanks for the follow @camelsbestmate . Do you like beer and have you ever been to Mirfield?

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Does anyone know if the gyppos have gone yet? Saw one having a dump round the back of the Knowl Club last night. Our streets aren't safe.

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Jesus..... that's been a right blowout.... that's what a gallon of ale at the Old Colonial does for your insides #cropspraying

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Anyway I'm off down the Old Colonial for a gallon of nearly out of date ale

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Told Mrs Heavy Woolen I'd lost them in a bare knuckle fight with the gyppos camped in Mirfield.

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Still not found my pants after waking up semi nude in the Flowerpot beer garden last night

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Bollocks. Don't know how I'm gonna explain this to the missus. Anyway off for a kebab

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Well let's just say I can't remember past 7.30pm. Just woke up in the beer garden of the @ossettbrewery Flowerpot. I've lost my pants

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@RichardColdwell their pubs can be great 1 minute then shockingly bad a month later