Hayden Doorlag

life’s a bitch, so I rearranged her guts 🖕

[Hayden Doorlag @Heavy_D86]

If some hillbilly from Georgia can beat the devil in a fiddle off, then god damnit you can achieve anything you set your mind to

[CJ 🌞 @chrisburgh]

Most underrated QB in the NFL

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Pulling up to the beer store during quarantine like

[Hayden Doorlag @Heavy_D86]

Sometimes a think about how I set that controller down after a good night of gaming with the boys and I never picked it back up.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The CoronaVirus is dangerous enough to cancel March Madness, all the St. Paddy’s Day parades, the Houston Rodeo, and everything else that's fun, but not it’s not dangerous enough to cancel work. Got it.

Merica.

[Hayden Doorlag @Heavy_D86]

@lukehaines18 Fuck yes buddy

[Hayden Doorlag @Heavy_D86]

@rougeshafer @Spotify I can’t wait to yell this at somone at the bar who’s playing Maroon 5 or some gay shit

[Hayden Doorlag @Heavy_D86]

Here me out @UMichFootball give me and @aukerman_trevor a chance to coach Michigan for a season. Don’t need pay or anything just a shot to make us great.

[cass @cassidi_hale]

My boyfriend was in a horrid mood i bought him chick fil a, beer, and let him touch my boob & he’s good as new. That’s all it takes ladies

[Hayden Doorlag @Heavy_D86]

Are you even from Michigan if you don’t keep your beer out on the porch like I big refrigerator in the winter

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Election Predictions: Democrats will take an early lead. Then the gap will close once Republicans get off work. Merica.

[walmart brand chris evans @BennyWillard]

I want a bitch that will suck the kidney stones out my dick

[Hayden Doorlag @Heavy_D86]

@Sam_Tomasi 😂😂😂

[Hayden Doorlag @Heavy_D86]

Hell yea boss first thing that came to my mind is damn that beast has one hell of a rack ide love to smoke that sumbitch

[David ☽ @notageminimoon]

Imagine seeing this and immediately thinking about shooting it.
Hunters are insane.

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

When I said money doesn’t change ppl , it makes you more of what you are, AB is a prime example. A 🤡 that gets a large sum of money buys more makeup and becomes a bigger 🤡. Don’t ask why a person chooses to be a 🤡, but why we keep watching him perform. #ITOLDYOU

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

That chill in the air. College football is back. NFL is back. Baseball homestretch. Almost time to bust out the hoodies and flannels.

LET’S FUCKIN’ GO.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Poetic.