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Esta noche somos mantequilla

[kika @kikabatesdiop]

Vassell's cousin on TikTok 😭

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

That’s the san antonio river walk

[J.E. Skeets @jeskeets]

Wemby vs. Caruso

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Just heard a strange podcast where the host was singing and playing guitar the whole time? and it was only 3 minutes long

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Two fucking morons.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

me: he's a glove that sells hamburger helper
girl looking at the posters in my room: no i get it

[mau @rllydu]

give a man a drunk cig, he smokes for a night
teach a man to bum a drunk cig, he smokes for a lifetime

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Mike Vrabel statement:

“I've had some difficult conversations with people I care about — with my family, the organization, the coaches, the players. Those have been positive and productive. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run."

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[McNasty @McNasty]

i wonder if ive ever bought milk from the same cow twice

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The little 30 year old that could

[litquidity @litcapital]

“Allbirds? The AI compute business?”

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

Forces beyond your comprehension are working behind the scenes to see you win

[doomer @uncledoomer]

we used to be a country

[Alfred “The Machine” Brown @Al_Brown313]

Me blacked out in the back of my Uber asking if it’s been a busy night

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

The pilot slaps trump in the face: “That’s for getting us into this mess!”

He then leans in and kisses trump French style: “And THATS for saving my life…”