Jack Peachee

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

As an adult, the one place I can conceivably see as being like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory is wherever they make Mtn Dew at

I don't know what kind of alchemy those madmen do to create the flavors they do, all I know is that one day I want to swim in a river of Baja Blast

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

@nationofchris @PrestonwoodPCA What a healthy smile!

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

Yall think they were bumping Carti in the Queen's funeral convoy?

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

@skymightfalll Smurnin Smore Smou by Smue Smoyster Smult!

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

Tom Cruise needs to be knighted for his service to our country because Top Gun 2 was THAT good

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

Thank God for Stone Cold Steve Austin!

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

Wait you're telling me that I get to end my day by having my soul elevated from listening to Beach House play "Myth" live? And then when I come home I get to watch Golden Girls? I'm not sure if this was the perfect ending to this day, or the perfect beginning to a new one! Both?

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

I think that Train song has somehow replaced every Pentatonix song as my least favorite Christmas song. Stay posted for the official rankings!

[Bryan of Alexandria ✠🕊️ @DBryanRhodes]

Based Berenstain Bears.

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

It would be funny if New Years Day was on opposite so that all of our resolutions would be the opposote when they take place!

[steel tipped dove @steeltippeddove]

Personally I think it’s great Jesus was born so that later on, I could show my parents a show with young thug in the desert

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

yeah i got havana syndrome - simply havana wonderful Christmas time

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

@skymightfalll Completely different from your profession, which forces you into huge lines for the bathroom. Talk about work-life balance!

[Chris Nation @nationofchris]

Why would you ask if I recall the most famous reindeer of all if it has already been established I know the names of all the lesser reindeer? In what world would I know all the not famous ones but not the most famous one?

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

Gotta say, adding rite by conquest to Santa lore was a pretty baller move by The Santa Clause, but it does raise some questions about the moral character of the man with the bag! Typically, I wouldn't allow those who go around murdering others in cold blood around my children!

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

Only thing I've learned from Get Back is that Paul McCartney was a sigma male

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

That's it! No one is allowed to rhyme change and rearrange anymore!

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

"I just love Hallmark Christmas movies! Theyre so wholesome, and so simple, and family! In a lot of ways, they remind me of Playboi Carti!" - my dad, just now

[Scott Jennings @mrjalgebra]

Yessir!!!

[Jack Peachee @HeckinPeach]

Alpha mindset: this is a nice chair
Sigma mindset: but what if we make it spin?