Hector Dog

I am an entire Labrador Retriever dog. 3” taller than the breed standard. Very bouncy and I love people & other dogs.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Consider what butter actually is. You agitate cream until the fat clumps together. That is the whole process. A child can do it in a jam jar on a long car journey, and historically did. Cream, movement, time. The result keeps for weeks and carries vitamin A, vitamin D, vitamin E, and vitamin K2, all in the form your body already knows how to use.

Now consider what margarine is.

You take seeds that hold a little oil. You crush them, then wash the pulp with a petroleum solvent called hexane to drag out the rest, because pressing alone leaves too much behind to turn a profit. You heat the oil. You degum it. You bleach it, because by this point it has gone the colour of dishwater. You deodorise it at high temperature, because the smell at this stage would empty a room. Then you rearrange the fat molecules through hydrogenation or interesterification, so the liquid sets into a solid that will sit on a knife and pretend.

What you are left with has almost nothing nutritional in it. So they add synthetic vitamins back at the end and print them on the tub as though that were a kindness.

Butter never needed a list of what it contained. It simply contained it.

They spent a generation telling you to fear the cream and trust the hexane.

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@ronsterd89 Slug.

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@explorebeauty12 Looks mostly wooden to me apart from the share.

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@BhattiLaib9960 Made by Mr Hoover.

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@Kinza1278 2

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@Chef_franco74 France. Near a bakery!

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@Avabelly__ Stink pipe from your cess pit.

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@AvonandsomerRob Stilton. Unquestionably. The King of cheeses.

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@Sofia50020Sofia Swede in English or rutabaga in American English.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

The Victorian workhouse did not feed its inmates badly by accident. It fed them badly on purpose, and the purpose was written into the law.

The principle behind the New Poor Law of 1834 was 'less eligibility'. Life inside the workhouse had to be made worse than the life of the poorest labourer surviving outside, or people might actually choose it. Misery was the policy, and the food was central to it.

The diet was built around gruel, bread, and watery broth. Thin oatmeal porridge. Pease soup. A little cheese. Meat, where it appeared at all, appeared in quantities a working man would have laughed at, carefully weighed out on a handful of days a year. Strip a population of meat and feed it on cheap starch, and you get people who are weak, compliant, and grateful for very little. The men with the ledgers understood that completely. They wrote the smallness down, in ounces, and signed it.

Now read that menu back slowly.

Porridge to start the day. Wholegrain bread as the base of every plate. Beans and pulses for protein. Broth-based soups. Dairy in moderation. Red meat cut right back, if you have it at all.

That is the workhouse diet, almost line for line. The gruel that was once the punishment for being poor is now the breakfast of the health-conscious. The near-absence of meat, once an economy forced on people who had no say in it, is now sold to you as the enlightened, heart-healthy choice you are making of your own free will.

They worked out the cheapest way to keep a body upright and dependent, and wrote it down in ounces.

A century and a half later the same menu comes back with a wellness label on it, and this time people pay extra for the privilege.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Brown rice is what you order when you want the waiter to know you have made peace with joylessness in exchange for health points. The arsenic is the twist nobody puts on the menu.

Rice has a problem unique among grains. It grows in flooded paddies, sitting in standing water for months, and it draws arsenic out of the soil roughly ten times more eagerly than wheat or barley. That arsenic concentrates in the bran, the grain's outer layer. White rice has the bran polished off. Brown rice keeps it, because the bran is where the fibre and minerals live. It is also, inconveniently, where the arsenic lives.

A 2025 analysis found brown rice carries around 24% more total arsenic and 40% more inorganic arsenic, the form classed as a known human carcinogen, than white. You upgraded to the wholegrain and quietly upgraded your carcinogen dose along with it.

Then the ecology, which nobody ever pins on rice, because rice looks so very innocent. Those flooded paddies are anaerobic, and the microbes thriving in them belch methane on an industrial scale. Rice cultivation produces something like 10% of all human methane emissions and roughly a fifth of agricultural methane. Cattle get filmed for documentaries about their burps. Rice quietly produces a tenth of the world's methane while flooding entire landscapes and hoarding arsenic, then takes its place in the salad bar wearing a wellness halo.

Cows are dragged through the climate courts every week. The rice paddy, doing serious damage of its own, sits in your grain bowl with the expression of something that has never done anything wrong in its life. Curious, isn't it, which foods we decide to interrogate.

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@ronsterd89 Who cares? Just break the window, save the dog and to hell with the consequences!

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@AvonandsomerRob

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@ronsterd89 Throw it away and buy a new curtain. They cost peanuts. Don’t be an old skinflint.

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@MahikRani50377 Plate rotator from a microwave oven.

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@chefsevenn The sodding vine from the Tomatoes.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Alcohol and tobacco are available on every street corner.

Cigarettes proven to cause cancer. Alcohol proven to destroy the liver, the brain, the marriage, and the careful plans of an entire weekend.

Both legal. Both taxed. Both stocked at the petrol station.

Raw milk, on the other hand, sold by a farmer three miles down the road from a cow that has a name, must apparently be regulated as a public health threat.

The petrol station sells nicotine pouches, vodka, energy drinks containing seven grams of taurine and a kilogram of sugar, and an entire wall of ultra-processed snacks designed by chemists.

The farm gate down the lane sells a glass of milk. The same milk humans have been drinking for ten thousand years.

The petrol station is fine. The farm gate is the problem.

You can decide which of these your government is actually trying to protect you from.

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Raw kidney beans: five of them will hospitalise you with phytohaemagglutinin poisoning.

Raw cassava: kills people regularly in food-insecure regions if the cyanogenic glycosides aren't processed out.

Raw elderberries: contain cyanide compounds. Toxic without cooking.

Raw potatoes: solanine. Enough of them and the nervous system stops cooperating.

Raw grain: mycotoxins, lectins, phytates. Requires milling, soaking, and cooking to be safely edible.

Raw spinach: oxalates that accumulate in soft tissue and kidneys with regular use.

Raw ribeye: safe. Eaten raw across cultures for thousands of years. No processing required.

The plant kingdom is, biochemically, defending itself. The chemistry is real and documented. Every soaking, sprouting, fermenting, boiling, and roasting step humans developed for plants exists because the plant was actively trying to deter the eater.

And the soaking, sprouting, and fermenting only makes the plant *less* toxic. Never fully safe. Never as inert as a piece of meat sitting on a chopping board.

You don't have to cook a steak to avoid hospital. You absolutely have to cook a red kidney bean.

The animal is on your side. The plant has been at war with you the entire time.

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@BhattiLaib9960 The safest advice is to throw away the entire loaf. If you accidentally consume moldy bread, you may experience nausea, vomiting, diarrhoea, or breathing difficulties.Allergies: Inhaling mold spores can trigger asthma attacks or severe allergic reactions.

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@BhattiLaib9960 Eating bread mold is dangerous. Because bread is porous, the mold's invisible "roots" (hyphae) spread deep into the loaf far beyond the visible fuzzy spots. Removing the moldy slice or cutting the visible fuzz off the crust does not make the rest of the bread safe to eat.