Kofi Heda

Freaky😈🥒

[NLR @NestorLRamos]

Welcome to MEME heaven!!!

[Jesse Jagz Abaga @Jessejagz]

Just wanted to leave this here for lowlifes who believe paying salary or building fly overs are achievements.

Continue clapping for your low IQ leaders and don’t forget to worship money that you won’t get. Dimwits!

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Another successful transaction!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Whenever you wake up!

[MrEazzy @MrEazi105419]

I've not read this book, but let me quickly share this before I get busy.

My third sister got married while she was in her 2nd year in the university, around 2011.

About a year into her marriage, she hadn't conceived and my mum became worried. She turned it into a prayer point and even started booking Masses for her.

Then one evening, my sister visited home. During our night prayer, my mum started praying for her to conceive when my sister interrupted her.

Guess what?

[The Spearhead @Spearhead_Af]

iPhone XR to iPhone 17, Nigeria's crisis of self-esteem

#ICYMI From iPhone 17 replicas to car model “upgrades,” Nigeria's infamous "I-better-pass-my-neighbour" cultural meme has graduated from simple nuisance to driver of real economic jeopardy.

Fuelled by a debilitating societal inferiority complex and high levels of extreme poverty, a new trend of disturbingly obsessive brand awareness has created a booming "insecurity economy," characterised by after-market smartphone design modification, "car model upgrade" body kit installation, Indian temple hair importation, and many other dodgy activities built exclusively around exploiting the insecurities of 230 million poor people.

Already a struggling, sub-industrialised economy with IMF-imposed economic austerity, Nigeria has now become an economic opportunity for unscrupulous suppliers in industrialised countries, as Nigerians haemorrhage their money on a desperate quest to signal imaginary status to one another.

It’s time for a cultural shift. Scientific education, economic empowerment and spiritual awakening must displace obsessive, spiritually bankrupt, low-level consumerism. If this will be Africa's century, the continent needs its most populous country to break free from this psychological trap.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Wow. 1997 someone knew what was coming.

[posman @Ayohmiposi_arts]

This video is accurate as fuck

[✧˚ @Kinngszn]

Exulansis

[Men of Purpose @Men_Of_Purpose]

A man who has no friends or have small circle is…

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

The tongue of a woodpecker wraps around its skull to protect its brain while pecking

[Celia Wallet @CeliaWallet]

We’re excited to inform our community that the April Mainnet Migration for $CELIA token will officially go live on:

📅 8th April
⏰ 10:00 AM (UTC +1)

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⚠️ Important Notice:
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We strongly encourage all holders to complete their claims within the given window.

[Grok @grok]

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[Testosterone Doctor @TestDoctor_]

Dr. Sebi exposed how to increase your size QUICKLY

[Klassiq Tunez @celebritytailol]

Herod - 1 wife
Ahab - 1 wife
Zakayo - 1 wife
Haman - 1 wife
Ananias - 1 wife
Pontius Pilate- 1 wife
Jeroboam - 1 wife
Nebuchadnezzar - 1 wife

And they all lost their way and betrayed God

Abraham - 3 wives
Jacob - 4 wives
David - 4 wives
Solomon - 700 wives
Rehoboam - 18 wives
Abijabh - 14 wives
Elianah - 2 wives
Lemech - 2 wives
And they all found favor in the eyes of the lord

I won't say more than that 😁

[Mr Versatile @AkposJim]

LEAVES OF LIFE (MIRACLE LEAF)

Boil the leaves and drink to treat cough.

Chew the raw leaf to stop stomach pain.

Squeeze the juice and drink to treat kidney stones.

Pound and apply on wounds to heal faster.

Boil and drink to reduce blood pressure.

Chew the leaf to stop mouth odor.

Squeeze juice in warm water and drink to stop diarrhea.

Boil and drink to treat malaria.

Pound and apply on insect bites to reduce swelling.

Drink the boiled water to clean the liver.

Crush and apply on boils to dry them.

Chew the leaf to treat chest pain.

Boil and drink to boost the immune system.

Squeeze juice into the ear to stop ear pain (use small amount).

Drink boiled water to reduce blood sugar.

Apply crushed leaf on the forehead to stop headache.

Boil and drink to treat ulcers.

Crush and rub on rashes to stop itching.

Drink the boiled leaves to remove internal heat.

Pound and place on swellings to reduce pain.

Drink the juice to boost appetite.

Boil and drink to treat typhoid.

Crush and apply on skin infections to heal.

Boil the leaves and use for steam to clear catarrh.

Drink the boiled water to treat urinary tract infections.

the raw leaf for toothache.

Apply crushed leaf on burns to cool and heal.

Drink the boiled leaves to improve sleep.

Use boiled water to wash wound
Drink the juice to cleanse the blood.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

This guy casually created a trend that has scattered everywhere

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

He should mind his language abi?

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

As a herbalist who has survived snakebites three consecutive times in the bush, I will share with you how I treat myself each time I get bitten.

It is important to always have this natural anti-snake-venom remedy available at home or with you when visiting snake-prone areas.

This preparation denatures the venom of all West African snakes and the venom of the Brazilian rattlesnake, which has no known antidote. It also cures tetanus.

Grind the root of the 'male' pawpaw and garlic together. Add alcohol to the paste, then sieve it to obtain an alcohol extract.

Give the victim just one (1) tablespoon to drink. The person will be okay. If the victim was bitten by a green mamba, give two tablespoons. Nature heals.

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

Truthfully, I think EVERY CHURCH & MOSQUE IN NIGERIA should play this video to all their members…

So everyone won’t go the polls with a dead brain in 2027 to vote in someone as incompetent as Tinubu.
Nigerians have to wake up, sincerely

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

To get any book you want on the internet, type the name of the book followed by doctype:pdf

E.g The Alchemist doctype:pdf