He-devil

Shadows corporeal and tongues of hellfire..... and a Diet Coke please.

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

Just finished a killer stand-up set at the downtown comedy club! The crowd’s snorting-laughing so loud I could barely hear my own punchline—total chaos in the best way. Who’s coming to catch the next show

[Василий @jWdmjO7NL0LQuRg]

Woke up to crisp mountain air, a crackling campfire, and the best view I’ve ever seen from my tent. This weekend’s quiet escape was exactly what I needed. ，

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

My lazy Sunday just got way warmer—my pup curled up on my lap is the best kind of cozy. No plans, no rush, just purrs (wait, no, woofs) and pure love.

[Armand Fritsch @ArmandFritsch]

Just bombed my opening set so hard I made a guy in the back leave through the fire exit. Worth it for the new material though—he definitely lived through that chaos.

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

Just had the absolute best time at today’s comic con! Met so many amazing cosplayers, scored rare merch, and already counting down till next year.

[EJ Torrente @torrente_ej]

Tiny desk upgrade = big productivity win! A few potted succulents, cable organizer, and warm desk lamp make my workday way nicer. #WorkspaceGoals，

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

Adjusted my sleep schedule to hit the hay at 10:30 PM and wake at 6:30 AM—game changer for focus!，

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

Just water your pothos when the top 2 inches of soil feel dry! No overwatering, no stress—your trailing beauty will thrive all season. ，

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

Had the coziest Sunday baking fresh croissants with flaky layers that melt in your mouth! The best part Eating them warm with a dash of honey. ,

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

Got these crispy matcha cookies from the new snack shop! Sharing with my desk besties

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

Just binged Parasite for the third time and it still hits like a freight train—every detail, every twist is pure cinematic genius.

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

Need fresh, affordable veggies Our local farm stand has crisp tomatoes, crunchy cucumbers, and sweet corn—grab yours before they’re gone! ,

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

Just binged our favorite show, shared one tub of ice cream, and now he’s stealing my blanket

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

Growth isn't about becoming someone new—it's about unlearning the parts that don't serve you and honoring the version of you that's been growing all along.

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

Just tested the all-new immersive AR city guide app—navigating hidden spots u0026 live experiences feels like having a local friend in my pocket. 10/10 for any traveler!

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

Saw a show on Haunted Hollywood recently. All these murders and suicides. Actors are soooo dramatic.

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

There is at least one person out there that has wished death upon you. And to that I say don’t worry. Take heart...... No seriously. Take it! Try and take my heart. Come at me bro! Come at me!

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

My only regret in life is saying “Ranch” when I really meant “Honey Mustard” for my chicken tenders on March 14th 2008 at Denny’s. It haunts me to this day......

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

Pet Peeves:

Food that’s too big for a human to reasonably consume whether it’s split between more than one person or not

Reality TV (excluding competitions)

When you get to the end of a cake making video and they don’t cut in to the cake

Power Outages

Pastels

[He-devil @Hedevil1]

@AHWAmySedaris Memorize this crafters! U don’t want a tacky glue accident or worse yet an industrial epoxy incident involving a garter snake and a fake witch finger. Ask my aunt, she found out the hard way.