HedgeRollis

Reg in a hedge...

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@PoliceScotland Strengthened wellbeing support, culture of seeking help, learning and commitment to well-being?

Not in Greater Glasgow. Whoever wrote that application for the KPM deserves The Booker Prize

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@toniwriter Not in any police kitchen I've ever been in!

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@____Foxtrot____ Iain Livingston - 3 weeks before he retired says the force is institutionally racist. But failed to mention he was Chief Constable or DCC for rhe entirety of Police Scotlands being

He was the institution

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@____Foxtrot____ Could have just left it as "Prayers gave no place"

England is majority atheist

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@sophielouisecc You ever been to someone who has been stabbed? Answer - No. Well maybe sit this one out

Absolute grifter

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@SBarrettBar He died because he was stabbed repeatedly

So you didn't choose your words carefully. You absolute melt

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@RobertJenrick You don't need to see anything. You WANT to see it because you're a nosey grifter who doesn't actually care about anything or anybody

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@tamerawallwork_ Cheap flight to Faro - Taxi to Quarteira

Food and drink at 100 Montaditos (Everything a €1 on Wednesdays)

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@anishmoonka Well that's bullshit because David Tennent done Revolut ads

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@PoliceScotland 2% increase for detections?

So next to zero noticeable difference than if they were just on a shift

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@FemaleScotlandV Strathbubgo is in Glasgow

The other places aren't.

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@Nigel_Farage I refereed non-league football and had a journalist turn up at my door.

Told him to fuck off and got on with my life.

If you're that precious then maybe politics isn't for you petal.

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@GarethNotGarth Before breakfast you mean?

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@RealStephenKerr Have you ever considered suggesting why people should vote FOR your party, not just AGAINST another?

Because your strategy up to now hasn't quite worked has it?

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@PSOSGreaterGlas @shopsilverburn 4 in 14 days? Covering Silverburn and Darnley retail park?

Don't overwork yourselves lads, you'll be burnt out with that ratio!!

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@henrywinter You don't get to see what managers tell rheor team before a game either. Here's a mad idea to improve "engagement"

- Let managers manage
- Let players play
- Let refs ref

Then let us moan about how awful they all are like we have done since the start of time

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@cynicalbobby Took 12 years for Police Scotland to have a national crime management system.

7 years after the merger, Highlands and Islands were still using a teletext type system to record crimes.

It was, and still is an absolute shambles.

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@____Foxtrot____ Wonder if policing would be the same since you don't have employment rights and are appointed not employed

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@AnInchTooFar @benonwine You go into B&Q and look at paint, maybe pick a tin up. Your fingerprints are on it

That's you getting charged then

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@321SaZ123 @TravelodgeUK @HearingDogs I was not aware that there was such a thing as a hearing dog.

What does it do? Like make you aware of loud noises, fire alarms etc?