Phaethon

There was a dream that was The United States of America. It must be realized.

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

Dear Q,

If the assets of Amazon get seized for crimes against humanity, can I have the rights to the Stargate franchise.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Your Bestie,

Phae

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

Find the lie.

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

@311B00yA Same, I was all in the instant I heard One Step Closer on the radio.

I just threw my money at the record store until they finally opened up and let me in.

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

My favorite Linkin Park song was never a hit.
https://t.co/l879DqDMeb

[ANONYMOUS 🕊️ 🏴‍☠️ 🏴 ALLREDToDoRoJo @ALLREDToDoRoJo]

But it's illegal...

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

@PapiTrumpo

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

NOW WE CAN FIRE THE SWAMP!!!😎🇺🇸🥳🥳🥳

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

If XRP goes below a buck, I'm going to buy.

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

@HouseGOP Finland needs a study to find Captain Obvious? That's so fucked up!

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

@PapiTrumpo He sounds like a foreigner.

[FAN TRUMP ARMY @TRUMP_ARMY_]

WHO ELSE AGREES!

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

@ChonitaNot

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

My daughter was having some difficulty landing a summer job while she's home from college.

So I just got her in by me. Now she has a job for this summer, the next summer, the summer after that and all the college breaks in between.

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

@Blue_Eyes

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

X is 🔥

I love it!

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

@remarks But that will destroy the cabalist narrative!

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

@Brookltnwilliw Dude

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

@comic_basics Disney Star Wars is fucking trash!