Bryan Tasker

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

To borrow from the late great Gorilla Monsoon, “the irresistible force and the immovable object” are both going to be in the same building tonight. As great as that could be, I’ll be breaking from July 3rd tradition and staying home. I don’t have the energy for this shit.

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

#StayPimpin

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

What’s the point in putting the title on anyone when a fucking Brock Lesnar pops up every couple weeks with the briefcase? #CashInPlease #Life

[Beardo Weirdo @ItsBeardoWeirdo]

Y'all I'm fucking cry laughing at this

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

#IveFiredThemForLess

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

The vegetarian showed up w/ a burger and fries. I guess you could say things are getting serious #SurprisesLetMeKnowSheCares #SheWentTo5Guys

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

"Your life sounds awesome."
"Why?"
"Basically it's just drink, fuck, attend sporting events, repeat"
"You forgot the part about work 90 hrs"

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

A challenger emerges.

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

I'd like to make it a true daily double. #Options

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

#MakeDateNightFunAgain

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

#HeelTurn.

Biggie Smalls - I Got A Story To Tell https://t.co/ByAqw7CT9I

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

It's times like these where I miss being able to appeal down the hall for a ruling.

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

Yep, the #BadGuy is officially back. #TicketTime #TheNumbers #AndThankYouForPlaying #HeelTurn

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

.@BuffaloBisons Nas - Oochie Wally #ATTJukebox

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

Let's be real. Whoever came up with "One in the fist is worth two in the bush" probably never had two in the bush. #HeelTurn

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

"...I cut em all loose, and work is my excuse, but the truth is I can't open up."
#lyricoftheday
https://t.co/j5eGH683XY

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

#HeelTurn https://t.co/WRghUKv3I2

[Bryan @RealBigTicket]

Sure, Not Your Father's Root Beer might not really be a beer beer, but for the first time in history I have drank a beer and not vomited.

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

For fuck's sake, if the kid could close he'd be dangerous.

[Bryan Tasker @HeelBigTicket]

And...here...we...go...