El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥

Your new best friend. Agent of The Great Khanspiracy. Runner up for World‘s Weakest Man. Zero effort troll. All Cops Are Cops. Priunicornic. He/him.

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

@OrdinaryGamers Imagine having so much love for your deceased mother, that you misspell her name on the charity website.

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

@ReneusMeister Nobody read books before Jeff Bezos created Amazon.

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

@joindotsgmbh After playing this game, somehow my grandma dying wasn't the worst experience this week.

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

@DaveKnowsThings Hornswoggle

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

@EvilUno The Good, The Bad and The Evil Uno.

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

@n_Nyx_n Das F steht für Verkehr!!!

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

@n_Nyx_n Entschuldigen Sie, Sie sind hier in einem Burger King!!!

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

Just when I casually check in, to see what this wacky community is getting hot about nowadays, I have to see that Jay Briscoe has died. Sucks.

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

I remember that face from somewhere...

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

@KawhiMeABurner @AdamYearyNTWF Whitewashing bloody, archaic dictatorships is the future of marketing.

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

@mimonunbesiegt @REWE_Supermarkt Ich dachte, der hätte etzerla Hausverbot!?

Vielleicht bald neuer Tschobb als Kükenzerquetscher in der Geflügelmast.

[Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerWON]

How does this happen in AEW? Everyone paying attention should have known to keep Sammy & Andrade apart.

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

@davemeltzerWON Any reasons as to why Andrade was sent home, but not Guevara?

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

Andrade did nothing wrong. Sammy is just a scumbag piece of shit.

#FireSammyGuevara #AEWDynamite

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

No.

[WWE @WWE]

Join us in wishing a happy birthday to WWE Chairwoman & Co-CEO, @StephMcMahon!

[HYAN ハイアン @_thehyan]

🗣 🗣🗣 PROMOTERS WHO PREY ON VULNERABLE UP AND COMING TALENT BY ASKING THEM TO DO TOPLESS SHOOTS AND MAKING PERVERTED COMMENTS HAVE NO PLACE IN THIS BUSINESS

[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

Did Bobby Fish give another interview today? I honestly would like to hear his take on Punk using KENTA's finisher.

[snowboiiii @snowboiiii]

if punk prevents that ospreay vs omega match at wrestlekingdom then he really is the greatest of all time

[Adam Cole @AdamColePro]

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[El Hijo del Shockmaster 🍥 @HeelsWearPink]

@OfficialEGO They got everything right down to your ridiculous mustache. They deserve a raise.