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I am currently an enigma.

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Welcome to Short Term Memory Club.

I forget why we're all here...

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So this "Lollipop Guild," is it on "The Yellow Brick Road" with us right now?

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This might be the year that you stop listening to spurious advice and blindly trusting in fate. But remember to keep checking your horoscope to be sure.

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Any interview can be an exit interview if you try hard enough.

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When you move to Missouri, you're immediately issued a Chiefs jersey, a copy of "Huckleberry Finn" and a meth addiction.

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@DianeP89

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@DianeP89

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What's wrong, Sweetie? You've barely touched your S. Pellegrino Essenza Smooth Caramel Coffee Flavored Mineral Water.

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"Memories" is my favorite song about---I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

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@DianeP89 🐰

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If you're "just sayin'," please stop. We know you're just sayin', you just said it. Just sayin'....

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@VulgarisInsanis Good news, everyone! I have some very bad news...

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I remember 2022---like it was yesterday...

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@DianeP89

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@DianeP89

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Remember when we thought bored apes and internet coins were the future of currency and then just decided it was all bullsh*t?

Thanks, Matt Damon...

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Fun fact: one in six find Russian roulette totally mind blowing.

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@SlothSlouch It's right next to the toe jam football...

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I'm about to bag production on some walrus gumboot and ono sideboard. 'Cuz I'm a spinal cracker who's got feet down below his knee.

Y'all need anything?

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@DianeP89