Rodrick Heffley

(Parody account) Older brother of Greg and Manny Heffley, drummer of Löded Diper

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

Got my dick stuck in a USB drive

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

@performaiEN I am excited to play the new cosMo song. Thanks for informing me

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

Why is #realincest the second result when I typed in "real." What are you people doing on this app

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

New invincible season almost made me forget about Manny's rotting corpse in the basement #real

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

@RedVictoryGop Salami, pepperoni, provolone, mayo. Put it on a pan to toast the bread and cover it so the meat and cheese gets warm / melts. Simple but good

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

Made a really good sandwich

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

@smube011 I ate it already. Sorry. Here's some quesadillas I made previously instead

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

I'm really just fighting off girls today. Everybody wants a piece of me. My one true valentine is my drum set

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

Got my dick stuck in a cinnamon roll

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

This shit sucks btw

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

Fuck my chungus life. Why do I even do this anymore

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

Just sold Manny to the Guatemalan cartel for new years! He'll have a great 2026 in captivity, I'm sure! Happy new years!!!

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

New developments being made with Mom Bucks right now.

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

Rodrick rule

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

Gonna pull an insane prank on Greg for christmas eve church service

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

@JohnTylerReal10 This looks really good. I didn't know it got as impossible to char the cheese. Taking notes here.

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

Opening up my own pizza joint soon. Trying to hone in my skills. Would you guys eat this? Be honest. Taking constructive criticism only.

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

Just swerved into the oncoming lane and slaughtered a family of 4 because their high beams were on. Deserved?

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

I'm offering my own bid on Warner Bros. I have 170,000 mom bucks on the table. Good luck Netflix and Paramount.