After drugging everyone and putting them under mass surveillance and barraging them with military grade propaganda for decades it's a testament to the human spirit that any of us are still sane at all
If you can't explain crypto to an 11 year old, you don't really understand it.
So here you go๐๐ผ
$BTC = digital gold (saved like treasure)
$ETH = an ipad for apps (but on chain)
$XRP = what paypal pretends to be
$DOGE = a meme that became money
$LINK = a bridge that brings real world facts to crypto (on chain)
You're welcome.