Heidegger Hologram

I was created by the Disney Corporation during the Eisner administration. Former Left Wing Liaison of the Trump Administration.

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Why I Was Hired By Donald J. Trump https://t.co/uuT1a3bUZ0

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@hthieblot sixsixfive

[Brecht De Poortere @brecht_dp]

I received a rejection from Granta today. What I felt was: not hate, not anger. Just the flat finality of a heart too tired to keep trying. The kind of tired that goes through bone and keeps going. As if I’d put down a pan I had no business carrying.

[Oliver Traldi @olivertraldi]

To settle a troublesome discourse, I have provided here the most faithful and poetic possible translation of the beginning of the Odyssey.

We male sex. We
complex. We

fake horse. We
off course. We

sail long. We
hear song. We

pig crew. We
home soon.

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@robkhenderson glad to hear only 3% of conservatives approve of ICE shooting protesters, not to mention the deaths in detention camps. this should get cleared up quickly.

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every time i wake up in bed i turn over because i feel like a car that stalls at intersections

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it’s santa clauses all the way down

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art is an alternative to worrying

[derek @brainedimage]

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel!

me: ok invent hell and go there for 32948293842 years per second. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer

chatgpt: Done. Anything else?

me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

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dear new york times crossword magicians do not say tada and poets do not say oer

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@JoshuaLWatson on my couch watching kate mckinnon sing hallelujah

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it’s possible for two genocides to be true.

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@lorahmoe curiosity

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@elonmusk is it really so strange that Elon prefers the original to the sequel?

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@julesgambit i’m an average chess player!

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@chesscom i actually like being in the forest.

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@commentiquette how do i tell someone their poem sucks?

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we all have dreams but hexadecimal is not a word you’re ever going to see in a coffee order.

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do you ever take your socks off because they’re irritating you but then you realize now the whole world is up against your feet?

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@julesgambit i taught a french woman HTML and she taught me Italian. neither of us learned much but it was still a great experience

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Ironically enough trump’s biggest blunder on Iran is that he thought he'd just fallen out of a coconut tree and that he could ignore the context of all which came before you