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[heidiiiii @HeidiLewiss]

God will protect all who are hurting

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult:

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Boomers selling their homes for $2 million after buying them in 1969 for 7 raspberries https://t.co/tZaIUjXmBZ

[Flash @Flashyasf]

2 hustling mfs.. that’s a love story

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

before i give up on people, i always make sure i really try. so nobody can act funny when they don’t hear from me anymore.

[heidiiiii @HeidiLewiss]

yeah..believe it or not, i don’t want to be friends with people who make passive aggressive social media posts about me. Weird!!🤯

[heidiiiii @HeidiLewiss]

I swear i just keep getting angrier and angrier every fucking day

[✰ @koi_takleef]

When it's 3am and the leg cramp kicks in

[96 @staybalanced_]

“BFFR” is amazing lingo. Well done to you guys for that one.

[heidiiiii @HeidiLewiss]

Gotta be @cameronalexisss

[toxic king @toxicking]

My Circle so small when my phone ring I already know who be Callin

[faith @faiththegemini]

Them: didn’t you use to fw…

Me: aye aye aye 😂

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

When you 77 minutes into your 30 minute lunch break and your supervisor walks into the break room

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me showing the cashier my 100% off coupon