Heidi Kalb

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

@MeganKa25 She sends visual proof

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

@alliejeanne14 Please share!

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

@paigegoesgreen Mmmm girl I’d tap that! 🍁

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

And if that’s still not enough...Go out to your car, grab more ones, rebuy the groceries they voided, and then when it’s finally time to leave drive off with toilet paper on the roof of your car.

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

Searching for a humbling experience? Try feeding 50+ dollar bills into a grocery store self checkout when your card declines for no reason.

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

And if that’s not enough run out of ones and go full Price is Right style trying to guess which items you can void out to equal this missing amount.

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

Up there's the finish line.
Our future is worth our fight.

Thank you, @taylorswift13, for voicing what #OnlyTheYoung can do. Let’s run!

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

A friend's male assistant is a fake email account she runs because people called her "difficult" and "impossible" for having small windows of availability until "he" started running interference and then people just accepted she was fucking busy. I AM VERY INTO THIS.

[✌️Megan Kalb @MeganKa25]

#Gaslighter is the kind of bad ass energy I’ve been living for, for 14 years.

[✌️Megan Kalb @MeganKa25]

Marry the man who wants you to stay up late so you can listen to the new #Gaslighter album, as soon as it comes out.

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

I absolutely love when people mistakenly say flavor when they mean scent because everyone in the room immediately pictures them eating whatever the item is. Please tell me I’m not alone. Share your favorites.

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

Yesterday I made the wrongful assumption that everyone was a weirdo as a kid and made reference to @MeganKa25 and I putting pillow cases over our heads and fighting with only the small visibility left. Apparently this is not a childhood norm. I stand corrected.

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

Walking is the only thing that keeps me remotely sane and clearly it is not working well.

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

This is a thread of random things quarantine as taught me about myself. No this is not going to be inspirational.

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

I hate baking and am also always missing two ingredients to make the baked good a success.

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

I love to grow things but I always I’m lacking at least 2 of the proper items necessary to be successful.

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

I will binge purchase exercise equipment. Then guilt myself everytime I choose to do the sh it puzzle instead of working it.

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

Also I have a follow through problem that is triggered by half done projects. Do them or don’t do them but do not leave them half done on the counter ✌🏼

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

I hate puzzles. Like I would rather light each individual piece on fire than pretend I care about making a mediocre photo from the 80s come to life inch by inch.

[Heidi Kalb @Heidi_Kalb]

I do not have a degree in marketing but i think we all can agree if you are NOT trying to sell everything in your garage do not make a marketplace listing saying “old stuff for sale” with a photo of your ENTIRE garage.