And if that’s still not enough...Go out to your car, grab more ones, rebuy the groceries they voided, and then when it’s finally time to leave drive off with toilet paper on the roof of your car.
A friend's male assistant is a fake email account she runs because people called her "difficult" and "impossible" for having small windows of availability until "he" started running interference and then people just accepted she was fucking busy. I AM VERY INTO THIS.
I absolutely love when people mistakenly say flavor when they mean scent because everyone in the room immediately pictures them eating whatever the item is. Please tell me I’m not alone. Share your favorites.
Yesterday I made the wrongful assumption that everyone was a weirdo as a kid and made reference to @MeganKa25 and I putting pillow cases over our heads and fighting with only the small visibility left. Apparently this is not a childhood norm. I stand corrected.
Also I have a follow through problem that is triggered by half done projects. Do them or don’t do them but do not leave them half done on the counter ✌🏼
I hate puzzles. Like I would rather light each individual piece on fire than pretend I care about making a mediocre photo from the 80s come to life inch by inch.
I do not have a degree in marketing but i think we all can agree if you are NOT trying to sell everything in your garage do not make a marketplace listing saying “old stuff for sale” with a photo of your ENTIRE garage.