Heidi

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@CJ2k9 Thank you. I’m suited up and suitably drunk already

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Nothing

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Riding dirty

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@CJ2k9 The idiots make me bonkers. You think “nah people can’t be that stupid” then boom.

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Triscuits. For when you want to snack on wicker furniture

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36 is the official age. When you crackle more than you pop.

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Tee hee.

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How do they know what I did?

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Hee hee truth

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My Corona companion. No make up and sweats. #single

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@WHOtheFisJC A muppet mask ! I would have thought you’d trend either more nerd or just a big penis. But. Respect!

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@Chuckthefreak Well at least you haven’t shit your pants

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Let’s figure out what’s hidden in the ranch valley that’s so delicious

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Yeah it is.

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@DaveandChuck Oh dear. What’s next spiders? Locusts? Fire spiders ?

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When you get a little sassy and kinda bad Assy

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We Halloween’s the crap out of today. And fell back. Hello November.

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@Chuckthefreak https://t.co/tGNrvyG6pZ. For some reason big mistake, huge, from this movie popped in my head.

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https://t.co/pwdnj9mc6h. My hero.

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Tonight. In. Wtf happened while I was sleeping I apparently. Balled up my comforter. Lost it. And several hundred dollars of apple/switch products. Yep. I’m a 17year old high school boy.