Heidi👋

I identify as a professional poster, a sexy Instagram model, a sexy social media influencer, a retired socialite & excellent caulker. Portland. Nope/don't care

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

@Jeff_Eager I love the climate change fear mongering . Also, get your covid shot

[Tony Aiello, Jr. - Civil Attorney @TonyAielloJr]

After the popularity of Tina Kotek’s hit single from yesterday “We Built This Sh***y on Fentanyl” — she has quickly released something from her edgier hip hop B side for all of Oregon to enjoy:

Straight Outta Tarp Town

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

@SageOfTheMtn @KatFromAlaska I'll be there in September for the same purpose- fishin' n fun

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

@JohneeeSmoke Are you posting from here tonight?

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

@elucinate Bright and obnoxious, like my soul

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

@barkmeta Ha!

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

@andrewilliamsus Ummmm, I do love me some collard greens with hog jaw

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

Portland's Willamette Week wants to offer you some free parental advice. Sure, WW, sure

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Good

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

@JohneeeSmoke @KGWNews Flamboyantly insane -- haha, I'll use this forever when explaining Portland

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

@JohneeeSmoke @KGWNews Cuz people are sane in your area

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

Off subject, but ... I was at an acquaintance's house yesterday, haven't been there since '19. Her place was a horrible mess. She says, "Yeah, things have gotten out of control since COVID." I reminded her COVID was 6 years ago, she gave me an eat shit and die bitch look. Me just making friends everywhere!

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

@JohneeeSmoke @KGWNews The flavor is schmidt

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

@SusanGriffin530 You look rested and ready!!!

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

@DamJogger @SusanGriffin530 Damn, I knew there was something I was missing in this story

[Rumble Dumbs @SusanGriffin530]

Bastards are racing downtown. LOUD cars, that go POP, POP, POP, speeding, they can shove their "vision zero".

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

@SusanGriffin530 Exactly

[Heidi👋 @HeiditheHoFjord]

Watch out for these bitches. Portland