alexis

I’m probably one of the weirdest people you’ll ever meet

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

im sorry that im funny and my ass is fat and im a sweetheart

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when a man admires me for working so hard

mf this supposed to be you

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

btw its okay to feed your car a little curb sometimes (as a treat)

[Valu @gataafloraa]

cuando me dice que no me pudo llamar porque estaba ocupado y recuerdo que un astronauta llamó a su mujer desde la luna

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Health insurance is cool because you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing, and then if something happens to you, you pay a bunch more.

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

“You attract what you fear” ohhh noooooo not a fuckin break please God nooo

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[gqimm shelele💎 @MaDhlomo_]

Men

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

I can’t believe we live in a world where a 15-minute halftime performance causes more outrage than the Epstein files.

[alexis @HeilAlexis]

the switch up is crazyyyy YESSSS

[alexis @HeilAlexis]

“let’s just play a song of Spotify… it would be good”

[camerbabe🫶🏿 @rhodarun]

I knew I was insane when I could go to gym after working a 12hr shift

[🍁 @72Breezy]

yes, pretty often actually

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Do you ever sit with a bunch of people, listening to their conversation and think "I have nothing in common with any of you"

[ps @psidontlikeyouu]

best compliment ever

[maddie @madsssagascar]

“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I don’t even fuck around and I still be finding out