the clapfester

The one who claps at the fest(ival) of clapping, the baiter who has mastered the art of baiting, the heavenly pasta who mandates the Mandate of Heaven

[gisa 🌱 @sproutcase]

This edit just tried to kill me

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

I love the German language

[Ella Glorp @ellaglorp]

Ich schaue keine Pornos, ich masturbiere zu Konzepten wie Hoffnung oder Gleichberechtigung, weil ich verdammt nochmal ein guter Mensch bin

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@lleyleyk She perseveres despite losing so much :O

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@YunayuriiYuna if you think that a handful of bad actors in the queer community represent an entire part of it, you do not want to know where that leads if applied consistently

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@ArthurFromN9 @YunayuriiYuna The heavens bleed with every word she typed

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@yesto3rrishuman @AbdulElSayed @realDonaldTrump Patent it so he pays your royalties

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@arv1x_ all I need is galby tummy

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@yesto3rrishuman Apollo struck you with a dodgeball

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@noinconsistency All for the enby god

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@LaLizzey tf is masculine about wearing shorts o.o

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@DirtMaggotEater “Edsel’s stomach cancer showed more love than you did”

I aspire to hate someone as much as the person who wrote this line hated Ford

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@noinconsistency so woke that they made purity culture 2.0

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@ANIDEEZY Bae is bae

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@YunayuriiYuna Oh okay, I’ll just reinvent sexual purity logic and degrade an entire part of the queer community without slurs! Perfectly fine, eh?

isn’t that what you did you knob

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@YunayuriiYuna You were so biphobic that you reinvented “damaged goods” purity culture logic

But I repeat myself

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@Wyvern613 @skylynyan we love the daily dose of affection

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@retrocandyart @BentaiRel the socialized PAWG

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@BlueJayvideos the first line of his second verse is fucking deadly

which is quite fitting since it mentions death

[the clapfester @HeiligePasta]

@hourlyclorinde presumably their blonde gfs are also hanging with each other