Chris Heim

vibe’n n jive’n

[Kenneth. J @Theselfcareking]

We don’t drug test at my company, matter of fact pass me the blunt, I know work is stressful

[ka•oir @kourtneykaoir]

If you calling to tell me anything negative I’m busy
If it’s draining. I’m busy
If it’s not making me any money. I’m busy

[Chris Heim @heimcicle]

@brothergram i’d a kept it tbh🤣

[toxic king @toxicking]

Between Will and Kanye.. Marriage looks taxing.. i ain’t ever seen Future stressed like them

[xIncognitohh @victorlunajr12]

@TheOfficial_80

[drock @davidrocknyc]

It was a tough day today - keep going

[Chris Heim @heimcicle]

I farted and zoom thought to remind me to hold the spacebar down if I have something to say

[Street 🇭🇹 @streetgrind]

When you stop viewing failure as a bad thing and start viewing it as an improvement tool, things change.

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

Between the Urban dictionary shit and the bus shit it's 100% clear that we're in a meme recession

[୨୧ @pradapearIs]

as it’s november and the colder months have began: i wish you all a happy, healthy and calm end of the year. i wish you tasty cups of tea, comfortable clothes, warm beds, nutritious meals in safe homes, good music, new friends and unwavering health. you all deserve good things.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Back to winning ways! 👌

#CHESOU

[42Dugg @42_Dugg]

We don’t count favors over here just make sure you got me like I got you

[Chris Heim @heimcicle]

@tomferry Does a showing count as an appointment?

[Policy Enforced Social Norm. @Dedjartes]

@gayweedfaggot @vampiric_shirin "Her slender fingers danced over the dimmer switch as she turned the lights down low. She then came over to me and whispered those 3 words I'd been waiting to hear for a long time - 'Full insurance coverage' she purred"

[Hugh G. Rection @Kflood901]

Here we have the official Gold Medalist of the Hood Olympics

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

People who say they prefer summer over any season just be lying….

[𝔉𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯⚰️ @50shadesofClay]

Ok ok this one actually made me laugh 😂

[Chris Heim @heimcicle]

If you are over the age of 65 you should be required to take a driving test to see if you’re eligible to be on the road

[my name is @levyngrey]

*Removing the crust from your wound*

Your blood platelets that have been working for days

[Kenneth. J @Theselfcareking]

To be successful you have to have irrational confidence in yourself. If statistics say “99% of people don’t achieve this” you have to look at the 1% and believe it can be you.