]-[einous

Enjoyer of gifs and memes, player of hashtags, watcher of movies, listener of music and fighter of depression. Recklessly follows back.

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When I'm out in public and see a facebook "friend" #IntrovertProblems

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Happy payday eve! God bless us everyone.

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*Record scratch* "I bet you wonder how we got to this point..."

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Fighting with my ex-wife:

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Imagine...

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Back to work tomorrow. Better give myself an enema.

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*Me trying to figure out who's responsible for my poor financial situation*

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@Dead_Optimus @HempTemptress

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@Dead_Optimus @HempTemptress I'm just placing this comment here strategically in case, in case you make said movie about Those missing car keys...

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"The pen is blue...The pen is blue...The god damn pen us blue!"

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*Adds "don't want nipple to chafe against car seatbelt anymore" to list of reasons to lose weight*

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Searching for a pair of socks this morning. FML!

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"I want to play a game..."

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@TheBrofucius Agreed

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Ronda Meowsey V Cat Zingano #MMA

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Laughed harder than I should have

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*friend inviting me to go out*
Me: Sorry man but I can't make it.
Friend: What's so important?
Me:

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Unfuckwithable

- (adj.) When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bothers you, and no negativity or drama can touch you.

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@Chuck26126270 👍😂

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"The pen is blue...The pen is blue...The god damn pen us blue!"