Sidney Driscoll 《parody》

You're supposed to say something witty or interesting......so here goes.....green bananas. All I got right now. RP acct with RL thoughts thrown in.

[Sidney Driscoll 《parody》 @HeirloomSlayer]

Don't let this face fool you. I can be a total jackass 99% of the time.

Dealing in antiques is my game.
Side hustle of righting wrongs.
Here for the fun.
Banter with a dash of naughty.
RP account.
NSFW most of the time.

Give a chap a cheeky RT & Follow. Will be worth it.

[Sidney Driscoll 《parody》 @HeirloomSlayer]

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[Sidney Driscoll 《parody》 @HeirloomSlayer]

How I actually feel about having to go back into the real world & earn a bloody living.

Not. Impressed. At. All.

Morning fuckers! Try to make Monday a fucktastic one!

[Sidney Driscoll 《parody》 @HeirloomSlayer]

What even is my writer doing posting this photo. Like hell to the mf no!

Seriously find a better one than this.

《Heads off to go have words with myself over this. May not be back for awhile》

[Sidney Driscoll 《parody》 @HeirloomSlayer]

@DehvwithaP 《Slowly let's my gaze wander over you》

Yeah I think that's more than acceptable.

《Adjusts myself & whistles》

[Sidney Driscoll 《parody》 @HeirloomSlayer]

@DehvwithaP I would totally take all the credit. But sadly I am not in anyway skilled in the art of coffee making unless its from a kettle & instant grounds.

《Laughs at myself》

Well I do hope it helps you not want to stomp your feet too much! And enjoy the slice of cake too!

[Sidney Driscoll 《parody》 @HeirloomSlayer]

@DehvwithaP Given the option I would always opt for more. More details. More information. More images. All of it!

Restarting can be a really good option 《nods in agreement with you》 and you may find other pictures you missed first time around.

[Sidney Driscoll 《parody》 @HeirloomSlayer]

@DehvwithaP Dammit you are conjuring up images some might not be able to handle. And I guess what you do in your shower with whatever is to hand is very lucky indeed 《smirks with a little deviance》

Or you could just restart with the first one all over again. Ladies choice after all.

[Sidney Driscoll 《parody》 @HeirloomSlayer]

@DehvwithaP Sounds like you might need to take another shower then. Cool yourself down a little.

Maybe you should do a day or a moment every day to post a photo of either or both of them. Just a suggestion.

[Sidney Driscoll 《parody》 @HeirloomSlayer]

Shhhh if I stay like this long enough. Maybe I can get some more zzz's in right?

Saturday's are for doing frig all right?

《Please leave a message after the snore!》

[Sidney Driscoll 《parody》 @HeirloomSlayer]

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Distracting him at work 😈

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