Lord Spaffington Smythe

Follower of many tweets, trender of none!

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First half analysis,

Bellingham has done nothing
Gordon isn’t on the pitch?
Madueke doesn’t run, just stumbles forward
Rice only passes backwards (including assist)

#england #worldcup2026 #eng #itvsport #FIFAworldcup #FIFAWORLD26

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@SilverstoneUK How do you add grid walk and paddock? There isn’t an option on the website. Just info about them in the “more info”

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So excited for this years race, would love to see a AMR win, but unlikely. Not looking forward to Graham Goodwin failing to say Toyota for 24 hours however. #WEC #lemans24 #Lemans

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Did Ian Wright just call Rice “World Class” on the same level as Kane, Mbappe et al??? Yeah ok then. #worldcup2026 #FIFAworldcup #ITV

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If this is how refereeing and VAR is going to be in this #FIFAworldcup then it’s going to be interesting.

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#England are absolutely the world’s best… at passing the ball backwards. #snore #engcrc

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So Hamilton had a penalty and Leclerc has to pay for it? What a joke this sport is #f1 #skyf1 #monacogp #monaco

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@RSL_Studio I’m not sure the Mapelli Lambo served its 32second penalty. It’s way too close behind the top 3 after pit stops.

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@yaboywraith @wearetherace Honestly it’s fucking sickening. Someone has just died and all the @wearetherace can care about is that MV had to stop racing.

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I can’t wait for the producers to add contrived mechanics to stop traitors winning next series. #TraitorsUK

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My move would be to vote for someone with a shield in Rachel’s group. Takes the heat off Rachel and fully on Roxy et al. #TraitorsUK

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I have all the proof, I’ve given you the names, don’t let this sacrifice be in vain… oh btw I have a book out next month. #TraitorsUK

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Harriet went from well respected role model, to rude and disrespectful. Also… who cares that you’ve written some books. #TraitorsUK

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Wanting to be heard as an older woman? All you’ve done is shown that you’re a nutcase. Harriet is who we should be listening to #TraitorsUK

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@TomP1Bellingham You'll maybe get a t-shirt or a sticker on the car. It isn't in the interest of sponsors to be sentimental. Sad times.

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I'm in my 30s... Am I supposed to like this #SuperBowl half time show? Can't understand most of what he's saying and apparently he's a famous rapper?

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@TheRunningManZ

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@Redline_Si The price of a 5080 you can get a 4090 which is by far a better deal.

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@streamlabs Have you changed your TTS voices recently? A streamer is watched has lost a TTS voice that he's had for 10 years.

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Ending was predictable and Seer made sure we knew who would win and how it'd happen. Also why is Frankie playing like she's the first and only single parent? #TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK #Traitors