Cullinan The Car Guy

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[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

most car problems are sensor problems but people will swear it’s engine

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

@MrJamesMay Of the salty kind yea?

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@proxy63s No AMG Badge on the steering wheel so it's def the 550

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@GreatRober49687 @retweets_9ja @Vendorsrepost Where's the FSPORT badge?

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

@GreatRober49687 @iamhorlarboy08 Avalon
Camry
ES

All based on comfort, speed and luxury 😁

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

@WilJay_1 They’re not just fixing the car, they’re also discovering its capabilities on your behalf

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

@GrailArchive Feels less like evolution and more like borrowing credibility from a name that was built on something entirely different.

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

@lekan897 Brooo. The IS F isn't the regular IS them Lagos boys be toying with. I mean they can't handle that 5.0l madness under the hood and can actually go tyre to tyre with the c63

[Verterex Properties 🏡 🚗 @Verterex_Prop]

By this time next year, I’ll be in a greater place than I am now. I affirm.

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

@WilJay_1 She said Mercedes-Benz > BMW… that was your first red flag.

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

@zizzlemann Everyone understands the Mercedes-AMG G 63.
Not everyone understands the Tesla Cybertruck Cyberbeast… yet.

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

@wayne_m159 The barrier to entry may fall, but the standard of ownership rarely does.

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

@wayne_m159 Even if it did get hydrolocked... It didn't happen instantly

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

@primerelic Attention is instant. Reality is patient.

[Jenn, the car girl🚘✨ @_sheisjennifer]

A for Amg
B for Biturbo

[g4far @lekan897]

G for G wagon
H for Hybrid
I for inline
J for jump start
K for kei cars

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

@Draghub1 Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG.
Some choices are preferences… this one is just clarity

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

@GuyTalksFinance Funny how we trust tech more after moments like this… until the day it makes the wrong call.

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

L for Luxury (you go maintain am like side hustle)
M for Maintenance (na the real owner 😭)
N for Naturally aspirated (before turbo stress)
O for Overheating (your villain origin story)
P for Potholes (Nigeria’s final boss)

[g4far @lekan897]

G for G wagon
H for Hybrid
I for inline
J for jump start
K for kei cars

[Cullinan The Car Guy @Heis_dd]

@greys_autos Because it understands Nigerian life—bad roads, bad fuel, random mechanics… and still shows up every day