Wiz

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I love Spinosaurus, LOTR, BB/BCS, and Mountain Dew Pitch Black.

[Wiz @Heisendew]

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[Wiz @Heisendew]

@HaruhiismOtaku Not an incel, but you are genuinely retarded.

[Wiz @Heisendew]

All we can really be certain of is that Megalodon was a lamniform (mackerel shark). So it likely resembled modern mackerel sharks to some degree. That being great whites, porbeagles, Makos, etc.

[Wiz @Heisendew]

I feel like Megalodon didn't exactly resemble any modern shark, & rather had a mix of their features.

The torpedo esque body of the Great White for ambushing from below, the more compact head of a porbeagle for a stronger bite, longer fins of a mako for Stronger swimming, etc.

[Hseo해서 @tomal_cetology]

Things I always see people saying about megalodon on Reddit and YouTube:

"Megalodon isn't fat anymore!"

"Megalodon wasn't skinny!"

"Megalodon looked like a lemon shark!"

"If megalodon had been that slender, it wouldn't have been able to hunt whales!"

It's all so confusing, seriously.

[Wiz @Heisendew]

@EmperorGojira @tomal_cetology Finally someone fucking said it.

Why would a giant MACKERAL SHARK that KILLED WHALES by scronny asf?

[Wiz @Heisendew]

"Livyatan can solo a Megalodon because an Orca can beat a Great White Shark"

[Wesley The Jolly Paleo Dude (Ice Age 6 hype) 🦕🦖 @Cretaceous27738]

What’s the stupidest paleontology myth/take you’ve ever heard?

[Wiz @Heisendew]

@Evoincarnate I never understood the lemon shark interpretation of Megalodon. It's a giant Lamniform (Mackeral Shark) adapted to hunt whales. Why would it have a scronny ass build?

[Wiz @Heisendew]

@tomal_cetology Oh I 100% agree. 9 times outta 10, Megalodon would want to avoid a high risk prey item that could lethally injure it in return.

I was pointing out that the comparison between an Orca & a Great White simply isn't applicable to Megalodon & Livyatan at all.

[Wiz @Heisendew]

One problem with that.

An adult orca is like 3x the mass of a Great White. Livyatan has no such advantage.

Paired with the fact that Megalodon is biologically designed to hunt whales, with the greatest bite force ever, one well placed bite to the torso would cripple the whale

[Tlingit Raiding Party @FleshPuppet1]

@Evoincarnate Hey umm if orcas today quite literally slaughter great whites *because they can* honestly tell me what do you think whales like livyatan,the animal with the largest aquatic teeth in earths history,would be doing to megalodon in the past. Really think about this.

[Wiz @Heisendew]

@Evoincarnate Yep. Livyatan isn't 3-4 times the mass of a Megalodon.

On the contrary, Megalodon is significantly larger than Livyatan no matter what way you spin it.

An AVERAGE adult Meg was in that 50-60 ton range & larger than Livyatan.

[Wiz @Heisendew]

Cuz A 6 Ton (9-11 tons at max) Predatory Whale VS a 2 Ton Shark

is TOTALLY comparable to

A 57 Ton Whale VS a 94 TON SHARK.

[‘EWA WAHINE’ONIUHINUI (she/they/it) 🦈 @Evoincarnate]

For anyone bringing up this point I have to remind you orcas can do that because they vastly outsize gws
Livyatan does NOT have this luxury
“But pods” but nothing
When looking at actual APPLICABLE ecological analogs the cetaceans AVOID the mammal eating sharks

[Wiz @Heisendew]

Harry Potter

[Ok..🍿 @Ok_Cinema00]

name a movie franchise that is OVERRATED in your opinion?

[Wiz @Heisendew]

Santa Claus is lowkey more plausible ngl

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

DON'T MAKE FUN OF OLDER KIDS FOR STILL BELIEVING IN SANTA!

A LOT OF ADULTS STILL BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT CARES ABOUT THEM!

[Wiz @Heisendew]

When Hell freezes over.

[its all a story @itsallastory]

Watch this season be better than the lord of the rings movies

[Wiz @Heisendew]

@Sornaman2001 I wasn't aware you're religious.

[Wiz @Heisendew]

Right. But if the roles were reversed, it would be called standards.

Both men & women are allowed to have standards lol.

[Jessica M @Jesii_ca_M]

MEN, lS THlS TRUE?

[Wiz @Heisendew]

Never cook again.

[🪶 ✦ ` 𝕂𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓🇻🇦 @kevinofsolmira]

Hot take: long hair looks like shit on every man, no exceptions. Yes, even on KURT RUSSELL.

[Wiz @Heisendew]

This scene clears superhero media as a whole. Next question.

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

The Dark Knight trilogy is better than The Lord of the Rings trilogy.

[Wiz @Heisendew]

Except Satanists-

[ZAHRA @ItsZahrah9]

Let Christians be Christians.
Let Jews be Jews.
Let atheists be atheists.
Let Muslims be Muslims.

Nobody should be bullied for practising their faith.

[Wiz @Heisendew]

No functioning member of society looks at a black dude and thinks that.

[Journey Newson🪝 @journeyj135ufc]

come on brave white men.
Start flooding the comments section 😂