Heissel Carvajal

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

I’m still looking for my ultimate Titan-killing, long-term booty call.

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

Uff @cacuenta… Pero bueno.

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

@BungaryChubbins @starwars @rebelscumcon Yeah, he posted a video that a woman sent him, pleasuring herself on his Insta. If that was his wife and this is his way of revenge, what an asshole. That's violence.

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

Two episodes without Stella. What's going on? #TheMorningShow

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

@BobDigi69 Sorry to spoil it for you but that's Jared Leto. Sam only appears in newspaper clips and stuff like that. But after you watch it, you will wonder why they didn't bring him back and instead they brought Jared Leto into this.

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

@AmazonAlexa Hey Alexa, are you having an outage right now? Can’t turn any light on. Says server is unresponsive and people here are complaining too.

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

My little brother just told me that @CallOfDuty is an “unc game” now.

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

@Coachella @GreenDay Somebody fix the audio and that clicking noise, pleaseeeeee 😫

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

@jensphire Exactly, what is that clicking noise? Ugh.

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

From “redneck agenda” to “MAGA agenda”. #GreenDay #Coachella 🤘🎸

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

Thank you to the people that pay and actually go to #Coachella so I can watch it on YouTube, safely and comfy in my bed with the AC on, snacking, doing my skincare and with my bathroom right there ☺️😌 Now, you’re five minutes late, @LadyGaga.

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

I love when I realize how disconnected from reality I can sometimes be. In my world, the White Lotus finale and the Hacks premiere are the pop culture events of the week, but in actuality every human on earth is seeing something called A Minecraft Movie.

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

@StreamMaxLA México 🇲🇽

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

Am I seeing #Severance everywhere? #Connections

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

When will they be added to my current plan? @PlayStation @AskPlayStation

[PlayStation Support US @PS_Support_US]

Network services have fully recovered from an operational issue. We apologize for the inconvenience and thank the community for their patience. All PlayStation Plus members will automatically receive an additional 5 days of service.

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

@burritoprophet That's not Helly R, though. That's Helena.

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

New season. New title sequence.

#Severance Season 2 — Now Streaming

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

I wanna be friends with Zach from #FastFriends. He gives me such a good vibe lol 🙌

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

Written outside Trump Tower in NYC! 😂

[Heissel Carvajal @HeisselCarvajal]

@selnwr Better just one year than two or three years like with the rest of these shows

[Netflix @netflix]

Adam Brody and Kristen Bell's first kiss in Nobody Wants This is going down in rom-com history.