Brent Heitzenrater

Bald and tired. HD Ready

[don keith @donkeith434]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👇👇

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I just found out Stefi Graff has a sister called Polly…

I'm not even lying.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

William Shatner has discontinued his line of lingerie.

Apparently Shatner panties wasn’t the best choice for a name.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Rottweiler.

Karen: OMG!!! What if it it had been a small child?

Me: FFS Karen, I could’ve fought off a small child…

[Batting Stance Guy @BattingStanceG]

RIP Scrap Iron. Multi-time All-Star and world champ member of We Are Family 1979 Pirates 🏆

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Sound on.. 😂

[PNC Park’s Giant Balls @PNCsGiantBalls]

Actually can’t believe we pulled this off. Unreal. Bring us back to Buctober Konnor 🙏

[Bucco Bantr @BuccoBantr]

SHE SAID YES!

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus was the lamb of God…

Does that mean, Mary had a little lamb?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“And Sparky Anderson will be going to his bullpen here in the 7th inning and it looks like he’s calling for the right-hander, Ronnie James Dio.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Every town in America with a population of 2000 or higher has at least one woman between the ages of 35 and 65 who looks exactly like Greg “The Hammer” Valentine. They are all currently working on a heater and playing the scratch-off lottery.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Look, I realize we live in a divided culture. But can't we all agree - regardless of one's political ideology, religion, race, sexual orientation, etc. - that the Mariners need to bring back this fucking relief pitcher boat?

[1986-92 Pittsburgh Pirates @1992Pirates]

Pirates fans right now:

#LetsGoBucs

[Pittsburgh Clothing Co. @PGHClothingCo]

#ExtendGriffin

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Grateful to my teachers I was prepared for the artificial intelligence age by spending my childhood perfecting the penmanship of an 1870s railroad baron with a closet full of top hats …

[Ash @AshBoogiie]

😭😭

[Baseball by BSmile @BSmile]

Lt. Frank Drebin butchers "The Star-Spangled Banner" dressed as Enrico Pallazzo in a classic scene from "The Naked Gun"! Happy Heavenly Birthday Leslie Nielsen! Born 100 Years Ago Today! #MLB #Comedy #Legend

[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

Snow possible. More in weather.

[Bartolo's Colonoscopy @lakeview487]

Going from Tomlin to McCarthy is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt

[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

Art Rooney II: “I went with the guy who most closely reflects the city. Physically.” More in sports.