Little Miss Blonde

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Please join in Tweet storm #MaltaMassacre tomorrow 6-8pm & stop this horror? Spread the word. Do what you can to help

[Little Miss Blonde @HelFriedRice]

@JasonManford brilliant show tonight at @engineshed Thanks so much for sticking around after for a photo, we really appreciated it :) xx

[Sarah Aaron @ShaeAaron]

I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that I think we should be in.

[Eve @lovemydogduck]

Your favorite person has the potential to become your least favorite person.

[Little Miss Blonde @HelFriedRice]

Twitter: making unpopular people feel like they have friends since 2006.

[Vinay 🔴 @vinaywashere]

I like to reward myself for getting up on time by laying in bed for another 20 minutes.

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

Please God, don't tell me I look like those first 10 selfies I took.

[Eve @lovemydogduck]

My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies

[Brent @Brentweets]

If Christmas teaches us anything it is that atheists can be bought out of their beliefs for gifts.

[Princess Buttercup @GoldenSpirals]

Listen to me when I'm not talking to you.

[Little Miss Blonde @HelFriedRice]

I love it when your favourite song comes on the radio & it turns into a dance party for one.

[eWellness Guild @eWellnessGuild]

If you can't drive across town in twenty minutes, you're not listening to the right music.

[Ravi Longia @RaviLongia1]

my mom said dinner was ready and

i went downstairs

and it wasn't even ready

im sick of all these lies

[Cherye @Clanopath]

It's not really being lazy if you never intended on doing anything in the first place.

[Little Miss Blonde @HelFriedRice]

Get up you lazy arse

*motivational tweet

[Little Miss Blonde @HelFriedRice]

You're so vain. I bet you think this tweet is about you.

Don't you? Don't you???

[GrossHopper @AGStr8upNinja]

People that put up Christmas lights have way too much time on their hands.

*Spends all day on twitter.

[Little Miss Blonde @HelFriedRice]

Things just aren't the same as they used to be. You're a completely different person now.

Why did you have to change your avi??