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[🌙 @HelaalJr]

ال Tweets ساخرة هزلية غير حقيقية وغير موضوعية وغير محايدة والأحداث الواردة بها خيالية ولا تمت للواقع بصلة وأي تشابه بينها وبين الواقع فهو أغرب من الخيال.

[𓍯 ‏ س @pomegranatist]

Part of arab hospitality is scoring an own goal to make the other team feel comfortable

[🐳 @farfar_w_awlado]

All i can say is watching football is not sustainable for my nervous system what the fuck was that

[🌙 @HelaalJr]

I once was the anxious lover girl. It took one dismissive avoidant and now I’m the avoidant.

[Muhhmmedbelal @Muhhmmedbelal1]

ازاي أقنع جهازي العصبي إن مفيش حاجة

[🌙 @HelaalJr]

In another life

[🌙 @HelaalJr]

يا مصر بتعمليها ازاي فعلاً

[27. @dimvji]

the older i get the more i appreciate being out of the loop. i don’t want to know anything about anyone

[🌙 @HelaalJr]

El birthday blues hatmwetny 🫠

[27. @dimvji]

what doesn’t kill you makes you sit alone questioning everything

[🌙 @HelaalJr]

من آمن بعوض الله أتاه عظيماً

[🌻 @curlsoconfusing]

بقعد أتريق وفي الآخر ماشية في البيت أغني يا حبيب قلبي يا نانو

[🌙 @HelaalJr]

Nothing compares to when someone realizes that this specific family member who claims to be the victim is actually the villain in soooo many waysss

[… @Unkle_K]

Not a single April fool’s joke today because we are living in a joke

[S @salmaaasayeddd]

هو كلنا مش عارفين احنا كام رمضان بجد؟