Helaine Cira

Actress/Writer/ Foodie/ Adventurer/ Traveler

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@LevinsonDesign @macmannow @MediaOblongata @HellerGeeksOut Aww man, and to think this could have been a birthday gift request. Missed opportunities.

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@AvaJamshidi @LevinsonDesign @MediaOblongata Oops I meant to say I haven’t had a godmother in forever. I had them years ago and I keep meaning to go back.

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@Katiew552 @AvaJamshidi Shoot I love me some good coat porn. I think I need to watch now.

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@GetSpectrum The worst part of dealing with my moms passing is having to deal with YOU. No one seems able to help me and every person I speak with tells me wrong info. After 70 min on the phone today, still no resolution.

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@DollyParton My 3 yr old absolutely loved Goodnight with Dolly. She asked for you and we went to watch them but they’re not on YouTube anymore! Why??!!😭😢

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@pamelaadlon @BetterthingsFX @RandyRainbow Loved this episode. Elizabeth Ashley was 100% perfection as Louise. Love her.

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@pamelaadlon @gideonadlon @TheSaltNPepa I’m totally available for adoption. Just putting it out there.

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@The_Real_IMAN My 2 year old wanted to draw something “for David Bowie”. ❤️😭

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@LauraNTrier @llexusb @GG_011 @fleissmeister #teamkelsey

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@duckinfantry @SarahKSilverman @VP It’s pretty broad, thanks! Maybe broaden yours??

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@AppleSupport It doesn’t work. It’s dramatically different than what I said, or shows a small part of what I said.

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@Apple why has my voice to text been so terrible the last week?? It’s reached comic proportions, but it’s getting old. You fixing this??

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@AvaJamshidi Just wait til the Games they play with the Jewish kids for Passover!

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Hey @cvspharmacy your pharmacy at 3458 South Sepulveda Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90034 has gone downhill. Think it’s worth it to hire new people since you’re losing a long-time customer?

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@faithstowers you get my crush lei!

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@realDonaldTrump Gold spray painted 💩.

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@Apple @AppleSupport What the hell did you do to voice to text? I wanna throw my phone out a window.

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@pamelaadlon loved hearing you on Stern's The Wrap Up show. Love your show, congrats on your nomination!