Heleen

NAFO, Animal lover, Corporate Strategy Development, Change Control Specialist, Supply Chain Specialist. Specific interest in history and poetry.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

And, in adhering strictly to MAGA fire safety rules, these stupid fucks set them all off at once. There is absolutely no one involved with this regime that isn’t a complete and total fucking moron.

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Age of each of these countries:

USA: 250 years
Netherlands: 445 years
Sweden: 503 years
Spain: 547 years
Monaco: 729 years
Switzerland: 735 years
Thailand: 788 years
Mongolia: 820 years
Portugal: 883 years
Hungary: 1,026 years
Poland: 1,060 years
Denmark: 1,061 years
England: 1,099 years
Norway: 1,154 years
Russia: 1,164 years
France: 1,183 years
Morocco: 1,238 years
Bulgaria: 1,345 years
China: 2,246 years
Iran: 2,575 years
Japan: 2,685 years
Ethiopia: 3,000 years
Egypt: 5,125 years

[Arquivo Curioso @arquivocurioso]

🇦🇷 Argentina em seus últimos 11 jogos de Copa:

🇸🇦: Pênalti
🇲🇽: -
🇵🇱: Pênalti
🇦🇺: -
🇳🇱: Pênalti, cartão vermelho poupado e cartão vermelho para o adversário
🇭🇷: Pênalti
🇫🇷: Pênalti e gol irregular
🇩🇿: Cartão vermelho poupado
🇦🇹: Pênalti
🇯🇴: Pênalti
🇨🇻: Gol irregular

A princesinha da FIFA 🤣!

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

Haaland x snoopy 🇳🇴

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Happy Independence Day, America

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

An event so atrociously planned and horrendously executed that the “largest display of fireworks ever for a July 4th celebration” are being launched on July 5th and — less than 1/4 of the way through — are being almost entirely obscured by their own smoke.

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

FINE! I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, HAVE BEEN MANIPULATING THE WEATHER. I'VE ALSO BEEN SECRETLY INFLATING TRUMP'S ANKLES AND HIS ASS. THEN I HID HIS DEODORANT. AND SLIPPED HIM A PILL THAT FORCED HIM TO SURRENDER TO EVERYONE. I'M ALSO BEHIND THE GREAT STATE FAIR ROBBERY. I STOLE 185,000 PEOPLE, MAKING IT LOOK EMPTY. AND FOR MY PIÈCE DE RÉSISTANCE I ADDED "B" AT THE END OF DUMB, PRAYING HE WOULDN'T CATCH IT! BUT HE DID. I'M SO SORRY.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

America is 250 years old.

This pub is 1,466 years old.

[Alexandre 🇺🇦 @Toriadus]

Fucking Russian monsters!! I hate them with every fiber of my being!

We will never forgive. We will never forget.

[Anarc-y princess @SatireAP]

Large crowd moving through DC towards the Whitehouse with a Declaration of Independence banner, chanting “8647”.

[Sawyer Hackett @SawyerHackett]

Literal Nazis marching the streets of DC for America’s 250th anniversary.

That’s Trump’s America.

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

There needs to be a FULL investigation of Freedom 250 because places like the Walworth County Fair do a week-long fair with tents, attractions, music, motorsports, circuses, animals and more... and on a $2.5m budget.

Trump's fair spent like 40x more for nothing. There was literally nothing there but a ferris wheel and some really shittily-made buildings. Not a single tent. No attractions. Absolutely nothing.

They looted the shit out of that money and delivered the worst experience possible.

[Therese 🇳🇴 @ThereseUTD]

The Norwegian Viking Row has ONCE AGAIN taken over Times Square 🇳🇴

[Fan Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomaxno]

🚨BREAKING: Argentina vs Cape Verde recorded 15 penalty errors in favor of Argentina

The highest among all the 2026 world cup match in favor of one particular team

[Molly @Molly_AFC]

🚨🚨BREAKING: Erling Haaland on the hardest defender he’s ever played against🔥🛡️

🗣️ “Honestly , it’s those two Arsenal players, Gabriel 🧱 and Saliba 🔒. But Gabriel? Bro, that guy gets under my skin 😤😂.

Gabriel doesn’t just defend like it’s a shift at work 💼. He defends like he’s guarding some ancient treasure 🏺👀. I remember once I looked over my shoulder before the ball came, and somehow he was already right there, glaring at me like a challenge 😳🔥. Honestly, it’s kinda scary 😅.

“But for real though, he’s elite 🌟. Every striker hates coming up against defenders like him because they make your game hell 😵‍💫, but secretly you’ve got mad respect for them 🙌. I’d 100% want someone with that mindset in my squad 💙.

Going up against him again at the World Cup 🌍🏆 is going to be interesting .”

[Notícias Paralelas @NP__Oficial]

Cabo Verde fez história na Copa do Mundo. Foi a sensação do mundial e merece o nosso respeito

Parabéns

[🇸🇦Ethan 💫 @3bdu11mohsen2]

هالاند لا يليق عليك أن تكون طيبًا 😭😭🇳🇴