Emppu Jurvanen

Blacksmith. Famous racecar driver. Playwright. Those are professions. Not mine, though.

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@LauraHuhtasaari Mukava että saadaan meidän oma @realDonaldTrump. Olen pitkään ollut kateellinen, ettei Suomi ole päässyt mukaan Tweet-sotaan Pohjois-Korean ja Yhdysvaltojen välillä. Vihdoin saamme armeijallemme käyttöä.

#northkorea #creationist #donaldtrump #huhtasaari2018

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@niinisto Hei. Tarjoan sinulle uniikkia tilaisuutta ottaa käyttöön Emppu JurvasenTM DÄBBÄYS MASTERCLASS oppitunnin. Däbbäyksesi videossa ei ollut 10/10, eikä edes 5/10. Däbbäys voi vaikuttaa vaalituloksiisi.

#dab #finland #election #niinistö2018 #däbbäys

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@TuulaHaatainen Hey, my girlfriends mom lives really far away and she wants you to be her Finland mom. She thinks you're a really cool candidate for president. Good luck with the election, hope you see this.

#newmom #finlandmom #haatainen2018 #savetheearth #pleasehaveadog

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@MrChatchito @Swery65 "There's chicken in that. Our natural prey. Obviously for us."

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@teliafinland Kiitos tiedosta!

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@MrChatchito Shoulda saved some of it for dessert.

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@venlavaara Uhkaavan mahdollinen. Mahdollisesti uhkaava.

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Testing the limit of cups of coffee during a 2 hour show. Gonna be a shaky show.

#womenontheverge #broadway #hml #teatteri

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@MrChatchito
Someone has been yelling your name by the theater for hours. Shouldn't leave people hanging like that!

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@MrChatchito @ApparentlyShane @breezythepro It is very sad to see good man become here careless and careless.

(Double translated by Bing and me)

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No understood. I slep. When are we going to doggo park? Can we run now???

- Yara on Rocket League

#dogreview #rocketleague #dog

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Dog review on "Sully"

Movie earned one confused headtilt out of ten. Jogging and planes were cool. Coulda had more dogs.

#dogreviews

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VVitch gets 9/10 dog rating. Amount of dogs: 1
Quality of barks 9+
Amount watched: ~10%

All in all, 9/10, could have more doggos.

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1500 calories for breakfast, only 17~ carbs.

#bulking #deadlifts #legday

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@missMoggydollx

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@missMoggydollx It's mine. And I live it.

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Asiakas sulki kirjaston julkisen tietokoneen vahingossa kolme kertaa tänä aamuna.

#huomenta #asiakaspalvelu #kirjasto

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I fear not the man who has explained 10000 things once, but the one who had explained one thing 10000 times.
#customerservice #brucelee

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Welcome to the #finnish #summer . Good thing I rode my bike to the theater.

#myrsky #wetboi

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Didn't know #majkarma was still popular. The song #ukkonen is straight up trending.