Helen Say 🇺🇦

SEO copywriter extraordinaire. Book hoarder. Tea addict. Closet Trekker. LLAP.

[Karen Charles @KarenCh44582721]

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[Helen Say 🇺🇦 @HelenCBL]

@QwikParkUK Please explain how I'm supposed to pay for a parking session BEFORE I park when I have no knowledge of your existence before entering the car park?

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@mashable Getting serious Black Mirror vibes 🫣

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How nasty do you have to be for even @MailOnline not to want you
BBC News - MailOnline ends Dan Wootton column after Fox row
https://t.co/qvtVJs9AlH

[Helen Say 🇺🇦 @HelenCBL]

In other news, water is wet #thingsIdontneedresearchtotellme
BBC News - Women still do more housework, survey suggests
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[Helen Say 🇺🇦 @HelenCBL]

@anon_opin Or kept as public green spaces

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

If everyone who has been grateful for the NHS over the past 75 years followed and retweeted we’d reach a million by midnight.

Please take just two seconds to show you care.

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@KitdeWaal Here, have some wine

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@fictionpubteam @agathachristie Marple

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@mashable This so reminds me of THAT episode of Black Mirror 😐

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Ofgem applauded for lowering energy price cap at precise moment people turn off their central heating for five months.

[Alice Feeney @alicewriterland]

I've written a sixth novel and here is the proof. Literally! GOOD BAD GIRL isn't out until August, but I have one signed ARC to give away now. For a chance to win just RT & follow me. Open worldwide. Closes 31.05.23.

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

FREE BOOKS! Just two weeks until my new thriller The Sanctuary is out in very handsome paperback form. RT this message before midnight Thursday 18th for a chance to win one of these six copies with a personal dedication from me! (UK only I’m afraid. Chills guaranteed. Good luck.)

[Helen Say 🇺🇦 @HelenCBL]

Having spent 4 weeks dealing with all the different parties involved in trying to get my washing machine fixed, I now have an inkling what it must be like working for the United Nations.

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@TheCoolestCool That it should never be an afterthought

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Priorities

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TFW you pay for something, it breaks, and the supplier doesn't give a toss. I'm looking at you @HotpointUK

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@Globalgallop Hi @Globalgallop thanks but I'm not working at the moment

[Helen Say 🇺🇦 @HelenCBL]

@VodafoneUK You need to review your chatbot's algorithm. I asked about My Vodafone, it told me all about coverage. #confused #frustrated #ijustwantananswer

[NHS Nurses @SocialistNHS]

Do you think NHS workers deserve a pay rise? #FairPayforNursing 💙

Yes Yes Yes
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