Helen Mead

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@ultimatesascha Is that why I haven't been able to chill? RIP Naturdays. Gone, but not forgotten.

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@Maddwhy I was in a Lyft once with a driver that insisted he and his roommate played the same kind of ultimate as I did with just the two of them at the park all the time. Not pickup, but the same as 7-on-7...... With only him and his roommate

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@ultimatesascha Where do we send the money? Do you take checks?

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

I've exclusively listened to T-Pain's On Top of The Covers for four days, and I've never been happier #tpainforpresident

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@penny15club Just learned a lot about myself. I read this and came in my pants

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@Maddwhy I tried to wait until after my season to date any teammates, but one of them asked me out the day before regionals five years ago, and we're getting married next year. Highly recommend

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@RipCityUltimate This is horse shit. I brag about Yeti all the time and have ABSOLUTELY mentioned it #slander

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@MrChrishere Human skeletons don't differ enough for scientists to guarantee with one hundred percent accuracy what someone's sex is by looking at them. They can tell if someone has given birth though. There's a real chance that your skeleton could be seen as male, as yourself

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@being_ulti Did you get into Legos because you liked making whatever you wanted or because you liked following the detailed instructions?

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@being_ulti What do you mean lost odds?

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@TongityTong @being_ulti Obviously a/s/l

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@being_ulti Humboldt has to be top of the list! And Lewis and Clark's course is beeeeautiful too

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@hawtyg13 @OregonOnyx Looks like last year's roster

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@RipCityUltimate Do you have any clay?

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@BobbyGough It has to be o. Would you skip it because it's an adjective? Because then you gotta go straight to h which feels... Illegal

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@PDX_Ultimate i just hope my team has a good color!

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@PDX_Ultimate Tell them to pick me!

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@PDX_Ultimate This would never have happened if Topher were captaining

[Helen Mead @HelenFromPDX]

@PDX_Ultimate That or it's actually Marble trying to get in my pants