Helen Harper

Geordie in Dubai. I like cheery dispositions, NZ Sauvignon Blanc and knitting things.

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

@thismorning @therealgokwan Awesome!! Thanks so much! X

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

@thismorning please can you upload @therealgokwan’s udon-broth cooking slot from yesterday to YouTube? I missed it and really wanted to see it!!

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

@thismorning @therealgokwan 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻thank you! 🍜

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp hi there, sent you a DM yesterday. Same problem again and again. Please can you get back to me?

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp Hello, my order no. 309506309...why am I being asked to pay £15 VAT to release from customs?! Order total was £53 and VAT here is 5%, but I shouldn't be paying VAT at all on this. Seems your courier here in UAE is trying to get more cash from your customers!

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

@thismorningitv trying to breastfeed my 4 month old but she is too distracted by @AlisonHammond2's showbiz goss! She's captivated!

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

@DerrenBrown After watching you for years on TV I thought I had you sussed, but your live show was mind blowing. Outstanding, thank you

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

Jonny is the ultimate poor little rich boy. When it comes to something he wants but can't buy (ie Tyla) he just strops #LoveIsIand

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

OUCH!! Wouldn't fancy being Tyla now like. #LoveIsIand

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

#LoveIsland recoupling. This shit is better than crack. #neverdonecrackbutibetitisntthisgood

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

Might call in sick today... still suffering from Camilla induced heartache 💔 #LoveIsland

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

Hmmm...is it just me or is the whole Camilla-Jonny-Tyla triangle just a MASSIVE case of crossed wires?! #loveisland

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

Marcel, could you be any more beaut? More gents like this please #LoveIsland

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

Liv's got a way with words #suckmeintohusdicksand #loveisland

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

What does 'melt'? #loveisland

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

Nothing like a bit of modesty, eh Chris? #LoveIsIand

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

So, am no expert on body language but not 100% sure that Amber was thrilled with the infinity bracelet! #loveisland #foolsrushin

[Helen Harper @HelenHarperDXB]

Is it just me or are the car wash men in car parks getting more persistent even after you say 'no thank you'?

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"We intend to win" says @NicolaSturgeon on #GeneralElection

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Over the next 6 weeks we will be campaigning in the best interests of our NHS. If you love the NHS pls follow & RT to help #GeneralElection