Helen Krieger

TV Writer, stand up, person who refuses to update her profile picture.

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

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⁦@Gladwell⁩ on criticism, and how much he loves #blackAF ⁦@netflix⁩ ⁦@Yale⁩ ⁦@YaleSchoolofArt⁩ #yalephoto

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

@LizAlps Pretty sure @LaurenGreer1419 does!

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

Sometimes I get worried that #AI is going to take over humanity... and then I try to play a song off #Alexa, and I realize we've got some time.

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

Excited to go back home for the holidays to Russia, I mean North Korea, I mean Wisconsin! https://t.co/U3lUKWM22v

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

I need to train my phone that when I type 'raging' the next word is going to be 'hangover'.

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

I'm so much older than 21 that when someone cards me, I should be flattered, but I’m always just mad and nervous.

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

I don't understand how peanuts lost the allergy wars, but dogs and cats are allowed everywhere.

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

Next week - 8 miles of major LA streets closed to cars and open for me to ride my bike down the middle of the street while listening to live music and eating delicious food. Who's with me? https://t.co/zdxEzDgOwp

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

#throwback to that time I used to be a raver. https://t.co/7L1yqeYS6S

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

@MauriceRuffin Yes!!!!!

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

Today, racing to catch the train, there was a kid in front of me & someone shouted, "Kid! You dropped yr hat!" I kept trying to get his attention, & finally just gave up. If he's not going to listen, then fine. Got on the train & realized... Oh shit! Where's my hat?

[Tao Comedy Studio @TaoComedyStudio]

SATURDAY @TaoComedyStudio Long sets by @thebobbieoliver @BriLeRose @MrNickCallas @helenkrieger @johnhastings194 @MrWillMiles Hosted by @ChrisWoodOliver $5! No Drink Min! Free-n-Easy Street Parking!

131 S Western Avenue 90004

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

I guess I'm a bike person now... as long as… https://t.co/Yq39U9j4vi

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

Tonight at Nature's Brew $4 drink specials, food and the chance to hear all my comedy sets for the last three years put together. Mother approved. Ish...

[grown-ish @grownish]

the twins. 😂 #grownish

[grown-ish @grownish]

got nomi's approval. #grownish

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

@_Chynnuh @grownish The writers room came up with a massive list of drink names!

[Mike @mike_h1990]

When Aaron heard the word "conservative" he was like..#grownish

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

Skate and destroy! https://t.co/tg89W0Ovy7

[Helen Krieger @helenkrieger]

It's about to go down between @franciaraisa and @trevorjackson5 8/7c on @grownish @FreeformTV.