metal gore solid

old man yells at cloud (he did not read the docs)

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

(he is dario)

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

what if you wanted to talk to god but he said

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

we've changed no code and the error persists!!

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

me to mythos: hi

mythos:

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

I’ve been telling my wife “I’ve been doing staff eng level work for years” but never elaborated.

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Having the same experience here. I’m involved in exactly none of the proscribed categories.

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

Jorb Interview

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

when the bullshit generator machine "just wants to honestly flag where your experience doesn't line up" PUT THE LIES ON MY RESUME AND PUT THE RESUME IN THE BAG

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

I wrote a SIEM that runs on Cloudflare Workers because one of my favorite OSS SIEM has been stagnating. Runs on Workers, R2, R2 SQL, supports ZTNA network access via Cloudflare Access. Cloudflare is truly the first place I look to ship when I’m shipping 🚢

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

I’m too good! They (beef prices) can’t stop me!!

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

visudo...look underneath and it's nano

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

@threepointone The one thing I was missing! My favorite cloud platform by far.

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

@kubedoll This is really dope I dig it

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

@kubedoll You’re crushing it and I love to see it!

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

i was literally locked out of this site for more than a year so i missed a lot of pivotal events like grok becoming mecha hitler and grok doing csam and grok sexually harassing the former CEO @grok is this true

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

Crazy response from Chipotle on the recent disclosures. smdh

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

@grok in this economy??

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

i have literally been fingerblasting cloudflare workers trying to understand what the attack surface is, pretty impressive technology.

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

ive been building a workers ai prompt injection lab on my site. i got a lil distracted with a hackathon opportunity but i can't wait to finish hardening and release it.