metal gore solid

fat guy in a little cloud (my homelab). advanced persistent treat (im a gdamn delight.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

when she got the thinkpad panties on you know i’m playing with that clickoris

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Hitler isn’t a 12 year old on a private island, Alan.

[Somewhere @somewheresy]

Ok so when you mix Modafinil and Benadryl you’re a “Biohacker” but when I do it I get the Penalty Pipe at First Baptist High School

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

first i asked you to patch to wordpress 7.0.6 and you told me no. then i asked you to patch to wordpress 7.0.7 and you denied me. now i stand before you asking to update wordpress to 7.1.2

[deepfates.delve.town @deepfates]

What if they found a neuron for being Happy

[Kali 🅅 🏳️‍⚧️🛠️ @RadicalKjax]

Someone give me a new spine
(L2 -> S1 are destroyed)

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

nobody talks about how the j in log4j is jesus

[Pierre @pierrecomputer]

according to our in-depth testing, it appears that `less` is several times faster than ghostty

[Tim Hwang @timhwang]

found the qwen neuron that unlocks this lady

[Zack Korman @ZackKorman]

They’re calling this Black October in cybersecurity. It’s like the apocalypse except instead of dying people had to update dependencies. Someone’s API keys got stolen. Also some people asked AI agents to access their bank account. I’m a very serious person.

[JT @jiratickets]

Delete Granola bro. We're switching to Strawberry. Did you sign up for Pistachio yet? I sent you an invite to our Gingerbread team. Check your inbox on Syrup. You need to make an Iced Vanilla Latte account to access Almond Croissant. Hold on, lemme add you to Chicken Tikka Masala

[yara 🔆🍥 @realAlita]

+ "you know what i'd really like?"
- "tell me"
+ "a website"
- "...we can do a website"
+ "a real website, not some claude generated neon slop, a real website"
- "i'll make you a very good traditional handmade website, one that is built with dozens of snippets from stackoverflow"

[Spud @SpudSecurity]

Daily reminder that you should hire Spud as your senior/principal security analyst or even director/manager of security (SOC/IR, TI, TH)

I’m very friendly, have extensive experience, and have a very cool cat.

[Natalie Silvanovich @natashenka]

Just changed all my private keys to 5

[IRIS C2 @C2IRIS]

OffensiveCon Tokyo shirt is so perfect

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

im like a pokemon card scalper but for zeek youtube vids you will NEVER beat me

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

the zeek webinar stays ON during sex. https://t.co/ch6ym8FTxs

[metal gore solid @shartdotcloud]

Forked the AWS thing and making it work on cloudflare because I remember when they fucked me on the cloudwatch bill. THE NORTH REMEMBERS

[float @notesbyfloat]

found a neuron in qwen3.5-4b that makes it talk like her