Seymor Butts

Grandpa piss is unconscious

[Seymor Butts @HelenLewis77]

I am resurrecting professor meg through a harpoon up the rim of her downside.

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When your roommate tries to frame you for murder ❤️❤️ @beachboysdyke

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@beachboysdyke Jack Twist 😭😭❤️

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SHE DID IT SHE TURNED 22, THANK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT @beachboysdyke

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Me talking to @beachboysdyke after she holds the next Door Dasher hostage for messing up our order.

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EVERYONE IS A CRITIC

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@beachboysdyke This is AMAZING

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@beachboysdyke You mean me in the background? :-)

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

yo FUCK ratatouille. put a rat in my hat and he made me rob a liquor store. the cop do NOT believe me.

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We made him say this before he was allowed to eat his ice cream bar

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That smug son of a bitch Mike Wheeler.

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@beachboysdyke RUBBING SALT IN THE WOUND

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Got a new haircut today. The lady said I am very trendy :-)

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I think we should tell your mom

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Party like it Friday night but its Monday and I’m dead inside. Let’s rock