Helen Ketcham

I have a life, but it's not on Twitter. Twitter is for fandoms mostly.

[Helen Ketcham @HelenOE]

@carlotta429 @astrofag_ Technically, Ken is 65 years old.
(Introduced 1961)

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@InspiringPhilos I am kind of thunderstruck by the visual of a 3 year old girl being let out of the house alone to go to the local well and draw up enough water to satisfy ten thirsty camels in the care of an adult man that she doesn't know. Very lax supervision. Also maxx girl power!

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@StrangeAnima1 @Transperth 😝

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@sparksofficial I am assuming that Russell and the roo were talking smack about who can jump higher.

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@stargazeruk7 Those sautéed murex snails with silphium were fire! Why are they never on the menu any more?

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@StillNotToast @sparksofficial @QPAC We're not gonna ask what Eli is inspecting, right?

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@esherlifestyle @LwyrwithAPPEAL @JebraFaushay There's a charming recent documentary about Robert Shields called My Life As A Robot. He's still alive and working as an artist in Arizona, and it was done with this full cooperation.

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@hemendra_tri @buzz_video_buzz That one fragile little tomato means that the store employees will have to treat the lettuce more gently. Your salad greens won't be bruised.

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@SketchesbyBoze All of them.

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@Here_s_Hoping This looks to me like the embroidered parts could be pieced together into a festive Spring table runner that people could enjoy with their eyes open.

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@JillBoy12309218 @SketchesbyBoze Pet mom.

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@CommonSenseTodd @JebraFaushay It could be worse. They could be making "milk" out of byproducts of burlap sack manufacture. "Burlap...is occasionally constructed from other plant fibers such as sisal, hemp, or flax. "

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@JebraFaushay @CommonSenseTodd Or cashews.

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@MattWhitmanTMBH Thank you!

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@JebraFaushay @keyspatriot17 The poncho is code for "I have a hot girlfriend who crochets. If she weren't hot, would I be wearing this?"

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@StrangeAnima1 @Transperth https://t.co/cNmTvTn3yz

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@Cooperstreaming No, it absolutely is not all you should be caring about. Your algorithm should be telling you where Weird Al will be in 4 to 6 months, so you have time to buy tickets. Trust me on this.

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@maelinstitution @runtrunt50 If they do it again, they can do it with all new songs.
That might be enough to saatisfy them...

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@Void5315 @positivityofx Nacho is a perfectly good Spanish name for living beings. Short for Ignacio. I hope he's an orange cat.