Helen Simmons

Retired psychiatrist. Reader and hoarder.

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@0ivankaTrump1 1912

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@TonyKing38983 Lemon squeezer

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@Matt_Pinner Alarm clock

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@CapitalVissionX 9

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@Hulyaa90s 72

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@AvaBennettqk Flat Iron

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@Queen_9_0 B

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@MaanTania60426 C

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@AliyaMalik99 Incorrectly

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@loveisfreeangel Nice

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@NAIRA680411 11

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@giles_fraser Giles, I love you on the Moral Maze, thought for the day etc but this is stoking paranoia. There are issues with both the subjects you raise but this does not promote proper debate . You are better than this

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@ElonMuskOde A

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@BBCWorldatOne I don't understand why no one is explaining Bidens variable cognition by his obvious Parkinsons's disease. Depending on the timing of medication someone can appear confused and at other times absolutley on the ball.

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@gosplan1921 @AgedAndAmused @MiaFarrow I think he may have Parkinson’s disease, it would explain the stiffness, slowness and the times when he seems to freeze

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I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:
"Hello, how are you today?"
"I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?"
"Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.”
"Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?”
" No Madam, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.”
"REALLY, that's quite concerning.”
"Yes Madam, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.”
"No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.”
“You don't?"
“No.”
"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop Madam.”
"Don't have one.”
"Ipad?"
"Nope.”
"Tablet?"
"I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.”
After a few seconds of silence he said "Madam, you are lying to me now!"
I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.

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@RoryStewartUK A rather unedifying discussion. Rishi is sounding desperate but energised and Keir needs to show more enthusiasm .

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@robertsharp59 I suspect you are right Rob. Lots not happy with the Tories but as far as they are concerned the best of a bad bunch . Hopefully some will consider the lib dems

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BREAKING: Jack Black just delivered the strongest endorsement of President Biden this cycle and in the process he absolutely demolishes Donald Trump. Retweet so all Americans see this.

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@philippesands @SidneyHillman Well https://t.co/vnzF8yAV9F are one of my few real heroes