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[小uu~ @HelenSwannie]

刚拍的粉饺子皮🥟

赶紧看， 我要删了……

[小uu~ @HelenSwannie]

这个点还有小狗狗吗？

我来发照片哟~😘

[小uu~ @HelenSwannie]

这个点还有男生吗？

我睡不着想发照片😢

[小uu~ @HelenSwannie]

@240Tutoring I am a first year teacher thanks to 240 Tutoring! I am starting from scratch and anything would be appreciated!❤️

My First Classroom! - Amazon Gift List - https://t.co/KpYMKJ3fru

[小uu~ @HelenSwannie]

@RyanBartlett My First Classroom! - Amazon Gift List - https://t.co/KpYMKJ3fru

First year teacher who needs all the help she can get❤️

[Wyatt Arndt @TheStanchion]

Hockey is just the most fascinating blend of “suck it up, be a man and play through that broken leg” and “that fucker took a hard shot on our empty net. This has hurt our feelings. He must die.”

[manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen]

people will refuse to download tiktok because it’s a time suck but then spend four hours a day sending you reels on instagram that you saw on tiktok three months ago

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

deleting dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he thinks he’s an elf and overheard me singing at work in his quest to find his real dad)

[audi r8 ™️ @audidacar]

new playoff hockey rules:
1ot: 5 x 5
2ot: 4 x 4
3ot: 3 x 3
4ot: 2 x 2
5ot: 1 x 1
6ot: goalie shootout (+ backup goalies)
7ot: whole team on ice but no sticks
8ot: whole team on ice but no skates
9ot: scratched/injured players riff off
10ot: coach fist fight/dance battle

[Sara @SaraCivian]

I'm in the Starbucks drive thru and this guy behind me beeped at me and goes you're really hot I would take your number and now I'm screaming my phone number at him is this how I meet my husband

[Nikki 🦋 @_nhlsharks]

Marchand has to get to the parking lot somehow, Sara!!!!!!

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

HIS NAME is brad marchand ok be nice he just lost

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is how you can make baseball more watchable https://t.co/6CIUeWZsrw

[Fixing Education @FixingEducation]

My students AFTER I provide CLEAR, PRECISE directions...😜😔

[jadey 🤍🩵 @missmilkton]

my dog waiting to have a bite of the boiling water i’m cooking

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

[Jordan Arthur Thomson @jthomsonPHIL]

I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.