Helen

[YO! @YOSushi]

@Harry_Styles’ music isn’t the only thing fit for a sushi restaurant 🍣 Harry Styles as YO! dishes, a thread:

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My partner asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall

I said maybe.

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my year 1 classes
'If you could time travel, where would you go?'
Here is my analysis
A THREAD

[Helen @HelenWalker99]

@laurenhelsdon But in two weeks you’ll be an idiot who wrote a 12,000 word dissertation in two weeks!!

[Helen @HelenWalker99]

Enjoy ur run Jenny babe x

[Helen @HelenWalker99]

@_Emmagill_12 Feel free to redirect x

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

...WHAT

[Helen @HelenWalker99]

@_Emmagill_12 Pls elaborate

[Helen @HelenWalker99]

@ABC758991 Woooo congrats!!!!!

[Tracy Beaker @TracybBeaker]

“My ex is Lewis Capaldi” yeah alright babe n my mum is a famous Hollywood movie star but u don’t hear me going on about it every 5 minutes xx

[Steph Veerman @stephyj725]

my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy

[Helen @HelenWalker99]

@_Emmagill_12 Typo

[Helen @HelenWalker99]

@_Emmagill_12 Untrue on the last count!

[Helen @HelenWalker99]

@_Emmagill_12 Literally SO much sense