Helen Wright

a cowboy's work is never done

[Cher @cher]

Sorry I’ve Been MIA.
Been having Personal Problems

[★ 🎀 @𝓁𝑒𝓍𝒾𝑒 🎀 ★ @lexie]

but where’s the 10 minute version of fergalicious

[Helen Wright @Helen_Hallie]

Being 24 means always having 11 unread New Yorker's on your coffee table

[Helen Wright @Helen_Hallie]

i let my car run out of gas and it's everyone else's fault on the road!

[Helen Wright @Helen_Hallie]

seattle drivers are just begging me to commit a crime at this point

[Helen Wright @Helen_Hallie]

everyone at the airport is staring at me as if they've never seen a girl in socks and sandals eat a chicken caesar wrap with 47 pimple patches on before

[Cher @cher]

IM JUST TOO PISSED OFF TO TWT😠

[Helen Wright @Helen_Hallie]

I believe in SATC season 4 supremacy!

[Helen Wright @Helen_Hallie]

snapchat... what is the meaning of this...

[Helen Wright @Helen_Hallie]

1 sip of water equals 9 mixed drinks. stfu

[Helen Wright @Helen_Hallie]

@itsbickritch spaghetti factory is waaaay out of olive garden's league

[Helen Wright @Helen_Hallie]

the spaghetti factory will be catering my wedding. no doubt about it

[Helen Wright @Helen_Hallie]

every good road trip should start with one song and one song only. gold digger, will schuester version

[Helen Wright @Helen_Hallie]

extremely awesome of me to fling chive schmear all over my steering wheel and seat

[Helen Wright @Helen_Hallie]

can jenny durkan at least remove all henry art from the city. like... at the very LEAST

[Helen Wright @Helen_Hallie]

responding to men on hinge while getting a pap smear. boss babe