Helen Williams

North Yorkshire/ Durham. Official painter of the VM college crest.

[Helen Williams @Helen_Williams9]

My grandparents are sat in the kitchen shouting obscure songs at the Amazon Alexa, trying to catch it out. They’ve been going for half an hour. It’s currently Alexa 63-2 Grandparents. If that’s not Christmas, I don’t know what is.

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@charlotteh_24 I would argue there is nothing irrational about this.

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News just in - @Helen_Williams9 actually won a game of pool. This is not a drill.

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@vmpct Believe it or not this is not fake news.

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Just got 20/20 on the ‘Trump or Kanye’ round on the pub quiz. Guess I’ve found my niche

[Van Mildert Pool C @vmpct]

We technically lost 8-1, but pool isn't a technical game. It's a game about community, spirit and grit. We won on those markers.

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@C4Gogglebox @TomMaloneTweet @baasitsiddiqui @GoggleboxEve @ChrissySteed @ellieandizzi @TheMalonesGB @tapperofficial The rulez.

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Gogglesquad take 2. @C4Gogglebox @TomMaloneTweet @baasitsiddiqui @GoggleboxEve @ChrissySteed @ellieandizzi @TheMalonesGB @tapperofficial

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@charlotteh_24 I wanna put you in my diary

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To put in to context how productive my day is going, I just got full marks on @TheTabDurham 's 'Durham Dads' quiz

[Helen Williams @Helen_Williams9]

Currently listening to 'Spanish Party Mix' on Spotify, and I strongly suggest you all do the same.

[Sophie Tucker @SophieTuckerrr]

Omg what are you doing Linda?!

[Helen Williams @Helen_Williams9]

By far the best thing about being offered a job is being able to delete TargetJobs emails without feeling an ounce of guilt.

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Me trying to flirt

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Biggest problem I face as a student is deciding whether to nap or get a coffee

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@greenycg time to revamp your tinder profile? https://t.co/fDHmWzSenG

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@vmpct

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The engineering department really needs a room where you go to nap

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So @imiimace and I are identical hand twins, and I'm really excited about it.

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