Helen of Boy

completely straight and ultra monogamous transwoman living in a completely cishet part of the country

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

beep boop

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

if a femme top is called a blouse, then a femme verse is called a romper

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

imagine liking dick so much that you decided to keep it

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

they WISH they had a Ciscord

[Yona 🏳️‍⚧️🌺 of the mlem variety 💕 @Yona_Mlem]

i found this weird microphone under my girlfriends bed

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

women calling each other bitch
is the equivalent of guys calling each other gay

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

@cassiemoans_ "I don't like any trans people but I'll make an exception for you" 🙄

[amBi @amBiSocial]

Correct 😎🫶 #dune2

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

my house was so clocky today (DST)

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

never buttfucked a twink at crochet club? Then you haven't lived

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

I'm not straight. I'm both kinds of gay

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

@Uber_Support you're probably a bot, but I appreciate your sacrifice. Unfortunately, this cursed account will never be associated with the real me

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

Uber driver hitting on me by asking what my favorite energy drinks are 😩

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

ooo his gf is on speaker now. Tempted to yell "whichever energy drink makes me horny!"

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

loool I have followers on this app?! Cursed

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

the socks stay on during sex

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

I have this nightmare where I'm at the gym and some cisgirl's like "omg you can do so many pullups!"

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

good thing I don't have hip fat or I wouldn't be a sexy stick woman

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

transgirl clocked me because my bewbs "looked too perfect"

[Helen of Boy @helen_of_boy]

felt horny, so I flashed my bf while he's playing Stardew
"iridium melons!!!"
🙃